How do you sleep at night?

Finn · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 17.34

I'm less worried about getting central heating and more worried about how freely you lot throw all this information about yourself around (to a new member as well).

Oh, and I forgot to mention I also wear my fur-lined boots.

Sput · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 17.38

As you can see, Neil, I would never THINK of revealing that I sleep in a hermetically sealed pod to preserve my youth.

*I* am the eldest member of this forum! Mwahahahahahaha!

James H · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 18.06

Nini wrote:Liverpool... eh, good enough.

Scouser is sat in a bar having a few drinks. In walks a gay guy who eyes him up. After a few beers the gay guy finally plucks up the courage to speak to the Scouser.

"Do you fancy a blowjob?" he whispers. The Scouser picks up a bar stool and batters the guy to a pulp, then kicks him out the door. Barman comes over and says, "Christ! That was a bit brutal - what did he say to you?"

"Dunno," replies the Scouser, "something about a job."

Nini · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 18.29

Yay, offensive on two levels!

Finn · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 18.45

Sput wrote:As you can see, Neil, I would never THINK of revealing that I sleep in a hermetically sealed pod to preserve my youth.

*I* am the eldest member of this forum! Mwahahahahahaha!

Oh.

*scratches head*

So what's that picture you keep in your attic all about?

Sput · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 19.23

That's of Bruce Forsyth. I stay the same age and...well you know the rest.

Sput · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 20.35

Alright, so waxo has posted some stuff in the thread that was apparently intended as a PM and is a bit bothersome, so I'm going to delete the last page or so of posts apart from this, at least for the time being. Feel free to PM me with suggestions and comments.

Finn · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 22.06

Sput wrote:Feel free to PM me with suggestions and comments.

No.

It would be just too easy.

fusionlad · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 22.24

I sleep naked.

If I try sleeping with boxers on, I always seem to wake up with them off, whether there's someone in bed with me or not.

Nick Harvey · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 22.27

I sleep in a strange state of deja vu.

So what happened to Mr *Plymouth then? Did he say something you wouldn't want to hear on your answering machine?

fusionlad · Tue 11 Nov, 2008 22.29

Nick Harvey wrote:I sleep in a strange state of deja vu.

I keep getting deja vu a lot recently. It's quite weird. Is there a logical explanation? I can't be bothered to key the words into Google.