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Stuart* wrote:
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Stuart* wrote:'Trick or Treat' is something of a US import which I don't really agree with. I don't normally answer my front door anyway if I'm not expecting someone, but a couple of years ago I was rewarded by the 'tricksters' spraying blue string over my front door (fairly harmless) and then engraving illegible words onto the boot of my car (which cost £1,000 to have resprayed and loss of my no-claims bonus).
Serves you right for being a tight bastard.
I'll pop round and get some irresponsible kids to scribble on your beemer when you've got one, Sput.

I wouldn't be so dumb as to not realise that having a bucket of sweets is much cheaper than a new paint job.

I also have a big enough penis to not need a BMW to compensate.
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I don't know what a beemer is, but if I find out its something lewd and sexual I'll have you charged with some kind of Telecommunications offence, Stuart.
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Owch! you carving pumpkins with those claws of yours Stu?
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AJ wrote:...got some cheap sweets to give out - only one or two callers came last year, which left me with
a load of chocolate to feast on :)
Mmmm...methinks AJ gets the sweets in, switches the lights off and scoffs all night :o
Sput wrote:I also have a big enough penis to not need a BMW to compensate.
Tsk! Don't brag, we all knew sweetie x x :mrgreen:
Lorns wrote:Owch! you carving pumpkins with those claws of yours Stu?
No darling, I am more delicate than that!
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Gavin Scott wrote:I don't know what a beemer is, but if I find out its something lewd and sexual I'll have you charged with some kind of Telecommunications offence, Stuart.
BMW, as claimed by Jamez et al....commonly referred to as 'Beemer'

Stu x :mrgreen:
Grrr that was a PM, but it's on here now!
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You disgust me.
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Sput wrote:You disgust me.
Why?
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You violate the taste and decency act.
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Sput wrote:You violate the taste and decency act.
*uncontrolled sniggering*
Of course, I await the relevant sub-paragraphs which I will consider in detail of this unheard of act. Sniggering shall continue in the meantime, accompanied by appropriate music.... :mrgreen:
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Stuart* wrote:
Sput wrote:You violate the taste and decency act.
*uncontrolled sniggering*
Of course, I await the relevant sub-paragraphs which I will consider in detail of this unheard of act. Sniggering shall continue in the meantime, accompanied by appropriate music.... :mrgreen:
I've no time for all that.

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Gavin Scott wrote:I've no time for all that.

Complaint upheld.
What complaint....there was none I tells ya! I haven't even had a Daily Mail front page over this :o

I've been unjustly 'mauled'! :o
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