You seem to be taking him seriouslyChie wrote:One joking, passing remark and all of a sudden I'm 'sleazy'??Hymagumba wrote:and what do yours ooze exactly? KY Jelly; all the better to rape innocent patrons of public transport with? Such a lovely impression to give of oneself, certainly people have been telling me how much they enjoy your newly sleazified persona. Back to basics, that's what I say. Was more tolerable when you were just troutie in training.
Someone is taking themselves far too seriously here, and for once it isn't me.
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Well I'll tell you what, Hyma. You put a recording on here and we'll see whether you sound soothingly sexy or like a complete retard. No need though, because we both know which one it'll be - hence why you turn so bitter when I compliment other people.
They're better than you Hyma, and so am I. I bet it kills you to realise that.
I'm thinking he's the even more frigid reincarnation of Mary Whitehouse, to be quite honest.Sput wrote:You seem to be taking him seriously
Actually, hyma did a VERY snazzy video-commentary of a car journey the last time this thread came around.
What an idiot you are. To garner respect you have to insult the people we HATE, not the ones we love to bits. Yes I admit it I'm deeply in love with Hyma. And the rest of you respectable Metropolitan types. Love to you all (except Richie).Chie wrote:Well I'll tell you what, Hyma. You put a recording on here and we'll see whether you sound soothingly sexy or like a complete retard. No need though, because we both know which one it'll be - hence why you turn so bitter when I compliment other people.
They're better than you Hyma, and so am I. I bet it kills you to realise that.
I'm thinking he's the even more frigid reincarnation of Mary Whitehouse, to be quite honest.Sput wrote:You seem to be taking him seriously
Good Lord!
It's not difficult is it. I only have to compliment somebody (more deserving than he) and my face gets turned upside down.Jovis wrote:I love how you're trying to enrage Hyma by saying these things Chair.
I don't like insulting people unless they insult me first.Isonstine wrote:What an idiot you are. To garner respect you have to insult the people we HATE, not the ones we love to bits. Yes I admit it I'm deeply in love with Hyma. And the rest of you respectable Metropolitan types. Love to you all (except Richie).
Can I insult Mr Plymouth though? He used to be deeply in love with Hyma as well. That was about four years ago, when Hyma was 17 and StuPlym was 34. Now as you know, I'm not one to turn down a mature gentleman. But that's just fucking wrong.
No, and why?Chie wrote:Can I insult Mr Plymouth though?
Yes, it's evident in every post I make to Hyma, you caught me out!Chie wrote:He used to be deeply in love with Hyma as well. That was about four years ago, when Hyma was 17 and StuPlym was 34.
I confess....
(as if)Pete, apparently I loved you intensely from a year before I ever saw your blurbs on Metropol? The passion was so extreme that I couldn't contain myself, and never have been able to since! I'm surpirsed nobody has noticed!
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oh yes, forgot about that.cdd wrote:Actually, hyma did a VERY snazzy video-commentary of a car journey the last time this thread came around.
I notice Chie doesn't offer to upload himself when demanding that I do so, but then I am the one who is jealous of him as we all know so well.
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Chie wrote:It's not difficult is it. I only have to compliment somebody (more deserving than he) and my face gets turned upside downJovis wrote:I love how you're trying to enrage Hyma by saying these things Chair.
All that blood rushing to your head makes your face look sooo much pinker.
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