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Lorns
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Anyone know a cure for snorers? Those nasal strips don't work, i've tried them on the bloke. I need help with this because i will soon be up on a murder charge for smothering him with a feather pillow at 3am.
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Surgery or weight loss.
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Lorns
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Surgery? what kind of surgery? Is it a nose job, if so i could cure his snoring and weight loss with one swift move of a scapel. He could lose a few pounds if we shaved off some of his beak.
I've been trying to get him lose some weight by cutting back on the lager.
The snoring is relentless, he even wakes himself up cos he snores so loudly.
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Turn him over on his face. He'll never breathe again.
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