What do you use?
Mine are:
- stick my head in a bucket of warm shit
- nail my bollox to an Intercity
- lick Jimmy Saville's scrotum.
I reserve the last one for special occasions.
"I would rather..." lines
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Ronnie Rowlands
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- Hack my spine out with a rusty spoon
- Say no to a 7ft bald man wielding a machete
- Visit Metropol
- Say no to a 7ft bald man wielding a machete
- Visit Metropol
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.
But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
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Joe Public
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- Joined: Sat 16 Aug, 2003 18.43
eat my own vomit.
In connection with my cr*p spelling I would like to anotate all my posts with (sp?)
...drink a bottle of carbolic acid
...eat horse manure
...be a woman
...eat horse manure
...be a woman
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Gavin Scott
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- Location: Edinburgh
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I rarely say "no", so don't really have a phrase like this at the ready.
That's probably half my problem.
That's probably half my problem.