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cdd · Mon 30 Jun, 2008 20.52

Would it be cynical of me to suggest it is the man himself? I mean, attention-seeking/scandal-courting and all...

Jovis · Mon 30 Jun, 2008 20.53

Before anyone asks, despite similarities to my own username, that isn't me!

Ronnie Rowlands · Mon 30 Jun, 2008 20.56

Gavin Scott wrote:
Jovie15 wrote:Jorthwell97 is a pretentious idiot who writes a silly blog called Crashed Pips where he pretends to be clever but actually exposes his own ignorance. Go visit, it's a scream!

Hey he was probably born in 1997 given his username lol

Thanks, Gavin.

You know, I think that this "Jovie15", whoever he is, has a point. Just read this from him in the Doctor Who spoiler thread-

jrothwell97 wrote:With regards to the regeneration, my own theory is that the regeneration will be interrupted partway through, creating an 'in-between' Doctor. This Doctor will be played by Bob Holness and will have a penchant for pink clothes and the Google Reader favicon. The actual Eleventh Doctor, produced when the severed hand catalyses the regeneration process, will be played by Matt Damon, carry a blue fedora everywhere, have a Welsh accent, and be the captain of the Gallifrey North Nudist Water-Sports Team (conveniently resurrected after the Time War is unlocked and Gallifrey, moments before its destruction, falls through the Rift and into orbit around our Sun (as in, the newspaper, as Gallifrey is dramatically reduced in physical size when it crosses the Vortex into the Cardiff exit of the Rift. Gallifrey's two new moons will be those of the Page Three girl.)

Jovis · Mon 30 Jun, 2008 21.03

It's an interesting example of his humour - he's tried hard to be funny - so hard, in fact, that it becomes confusing and he ends up looking a little like a lonely old Aunt. One of those weird ones you don't like seeing.

Nini · Mon 30 Jun, 2008 23.49

jrothwell97 wrote:With regards to the regeneration, my own theory is that the regeneration will be interrupted partway through, creating an 'in-between' Doctor. This Doctor will be played by Bob Holness and will have a penchant for pink clothes and the Google Reader favicon. The actual Eleventh Doctor, produced when the severed hand catalyses the regeneration process, will be played by Matt Damon, carry a blue fedora everywhere, have a Welsh accent, and be the captain of the Gallifrey North Nudist Water-Sports Team (conveniently resurrected after the Time War is unlocked and Gallifrey, moments before its destruction, falls through the Rift and into orbit around our Sun (as in, the newspaper, as Gallifrey is dramatically reduced in physical size when it crosses the Vortex into the Cardiff exit of the Rift. Gallifrey's two new moons will be those of the Page Three girl.)

Oh dear, just can't do it can he?

Ronnie Rowlands · Tue 01 Jul, 2008 10.52

Inflatable Dartboard thought it was funny, but he made this known by using the stupid laughing emoticon, which instantly invalidates anything this person has ever said.

Sput · Tue 01 Jul, 2008 10.57

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Inflatable Dartboard thought it was funny, but he made this known by using the stupid laughing emoticon, which instantly invalidates anything this person has ever said.

Ronnie Rowlands · Tue 01 Jul, 2008 11.04

Sput wrote:
Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Inflatable Dartboard thought it was funny, but he made this known by using the stupid laughing emoticon, which instantly invalidates anything this person has ever said.

Not that one, the TVF version

Nini · Tue 01 Jul, 2008 11.32

or

?

They're both godawful.

Ronnie Rowlands · Tue 01 Jul, 2008 11.38

Nini wrote: or ?

They're both godawful.

The second. It doesn't even look like a laugh, for God's sake. It's like someone is pulling at both its cheeks and its top lip with some fishing rods.

Pete · Tue 01 Jul, 2008 12.23

I'd say the TVF one looks like someone with a cleft lip having an allergic reaction