Side Path Doors...

[Sput]

Fucking dogs. I don't trust them and am always ready to administer a good kick to the face. Happily I've never had to actually deliver one, but I've come mighty close. I am at a loss to explain why the idiots that own them leave their gates open for them to run after me.

[Nick Harvey]

If brown chap was still with us, he'd run after you and lick you to death for that comment.

[Sput]

If he would have been barking I'd have been on guard. Let's face it, a snarling creature propelling itself towards you at terrifying velocity isn't the most welcome thing, even though the owner usually declares "he's a softie". Pah.