That's right kids listen to your Uncle Marksi as you don't want to end up like Aunty Lorna. Not that there is anything wrong with being a complete fruitcake.marksi wrote:And for the rest of you, the subject title is well and truly answered.Lorns wrote:on BBC3
You watching this? If not i suggest you do. Teehee!! It actually talks alot of sense. I know i'm a puff head and bias but this programme is factual and rather funny.
should i smoke dope?
- Lorns
- Posts: 3149
- Joined: Thu 24 Mar, 2005 22.48
- Location: A room with a view. 15 Hookey street, the Edge.
- Contact:
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
- Lorns
- Posts: 3149
- Joined: Thu 24 Mar, 2005 22.48
- Location: A room with a view. 15 Hookey street, the Edge.
- Contact:
I am a dreadful friend. I'll buy you a mcdonalds instead. Sturry road drive thru next week.bee bee see wrote:So that's what she meant when she said she would make me dinner! Ulp!StuartPlymouth wrote:You'd be scared to get drunk with Lorns. That table has a trap-door under it!bee bee see wrote:I'm too scared to get drunk, let alone smoke dope!
You'd end up sliced/diced and served up to Mr H in the morning as 'black pudding'; some would go to the 'pot' for a lovely casserole....and the rest stored in the Hellfire Freezer!![]()
Remember...no-one's friends get postcards after they visit Miss Hellfire!
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
OMG, Lorna - you're not wheeling them in one end and issuing 'first-come-first-served' as burgers at the other endLorns wrote:I am a dreadful friend. I'll buy you a mcdonalds instead. Sturry road drive thru next week.

That's efficiency for ya!
Lorna really needs to reads posts before she responds....
User removed
- Lorns
- Posts: 3149
- Joined: Thu 24 Mar, 2005 22.48
- Location: A room with a view. 15 Hookey street, the Edge.
- Contact:
About 12 years ago i pissed off an ex boyfriend. He nicked a car and drove it thru my salon window (The Fool ! Any idiot knows you reverse a car thru a window) So while it was boarded up i stuck up a sign saying Lornas drive thru. That pissed him off bigstyle so he done my other window. So i had a drive in and drive out barbers. He gave up after that as i had a chat with a friend who went and read him his horoscope, so to speak.StuartPlymouth wrote:OMG, Lorna - you're not wheeling them in one end and issuing 'first-come-first-served' as burgers at the other endLorns wrote:I am a dreadful friend. I'll buy you a mcdonalds instead. Sturry road drive thru next week.![]()
That's efficiency for ya!
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
- Gavin Scott
- Admin
- Posts: 6442
- Joined: Fri 15 Aug, 2003 13.16
- Location: Edinburgh
- Contact:
