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Someone told me that to stop a sneeze you touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue. Blow me it actually worked.

What old wives tales have you heard and tried that actually work.
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Nini
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Stop a sneeze? Why would anyone want to do that? One of the many joys in life, like a mini orgasm for your head.
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Nini wrote:Stop a sneeze? Why would anyone want to do that? One of the many joys in life, like a mini orgasm for your head.
The worst thing about sneezing is that you sometimes get a big blob of lime green snot in your hand and have to be very coy about how you dispose of it.
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Be a gentleman, have a handkerchief nearby.
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Jamez wrote:
Nini wrote:Stop a sneeze? Why would anyone want to do that? One of the many joys in life, like a mini orgasm for your head.
The worst thing about sneezing is that you sometimes get a big blob of lime green snot in your hand and have to be very coy about how you dispose of it.
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noelfirl wrote:Choose an appropriate nearby politician.
Or pray to god there's an ex Big Brother housemate close by.
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Nah I save it up for when I run out of lubricant.
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