Weekend plans

all new Phil · Fri 23 Nov, 2007 22.10

StuartPlymouth wrote:drunk enough to sleep with me (but not so drunk as to be incapable).

Blimey, that's an incredibly fine line.

Stuart* · Fri 23 Nov, 2007 22.17

all new Phil wrote:
StuartPlymouth wrote:drunk enough to sleep with me (but not so drunk as to be incapable).
Blimey, that's an incredibly fine line.

It is indeed, and I have to be very quick if I time it badly. Although that hasn't been a problem thusfar.

Sput · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 00.19

Because they've all fled, shrieking in horror before you get a chance to whip it out?

Stuart* · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 01.02

Sput wrote:Because they've all fled, shrieking in horror before you get a chance to whip it out?

Indeed they flee, but the horrible shrieks only start when they hit the cleverly placed mantraps at both exits!

rts · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 17.53

Well Miss Hellfire, you will be pleased to know that I have fucked my left foot somehow, rendering me unable to go for the long walk I anticipated.

I'm in a lot of pain.

Alexia · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 19.43

I awoke rather dishevilled at 2:00 just in time to see Wales lose, and havn't been back to sleep since despite being in work again tonight.

I have been redesigning my website having managed to find a decent JAVA weather applet to embed into my homepage. Still tinkering with the layout - it seems a bit text heavy at the mo.

Oh and I called Slagathor a cunt. So a good day all round then.

Sput · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 20.26

I plan to spend the rest of the weekend cooking up a revenge for Royal Mail after they Specially Delivered my new old Macbook Pro to a totally wrong address somewhere in South Manchester that I have almost no chance of finding. I just hope no-one gets in the way of my white-hot rage between now and my revenge being exacted.

They will surely suffer.

Lorns · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 20.41

Sorry to hear that Row, how did ya hurt ya tootsies? Looks like i'm having a lazy one. Bubbly bath, chinese, telly and a can of beer and curl up on the sofa in my fluffy socks and slippers and jimmy jams. Followed by a long leisurly lie in tomorrow. The weather can do what the hell it wants tonight, i'm tucked up all warm and toasty.

Sput · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 21.00

Speaking of javascript, try this:
1. Do a google image search for the porn of your choice
2. Clear your address bar and paste this in:
javascriptR=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5 ); void(0)

3. Hit return

Stuart* · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 21.03

Very good Sput!

Sput · Sat 24 Nov, 2007 21.15

Behold, the power of trigonometry!

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