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[Finn]

Next stop: would you sleep with the person who posted above you? Oh the joys of Internet fora.

Oh in a heartbeat! How about it, Marky boy?

Naaa.... both a bit too young for me.

you certainly look the part of 'ruthless killer' in those shades, Neil.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on this forum.

[barcode]

what nick wrote here in this thread is also the nicest thing he said to me

[Pete]

what nick wrote here in this thread is also the nicest thing he said to me

you mean nothing nasty? yes I agree, that is the nicest thing he's said to you.

Perhaps you could return the favour by being silent. For a few months say.

[Jovis]

Oh, how I long for somebody to say 'but the chances of being hit by a bus carrying Uncle Edgar Alldritt and thirteen very hot people, all wearing underwear which is far too tight, are significantly higher' to me.

[chinajan]

Fizz.

[Skytower]

Fizz.

What's Coronation Street got to do with it?

[Stuart*]

Fizz.

What's Coronation Street got to do with it?

*shudders*

Now that is a thought you wouldn't want to fall asleep with still in your head. The only person who has to dress down for a hallowe'en party!

[chinajan]

Don't tell me none of you have ever played fizz buzz? Tuh.

[Sput]

Don't tell me none of you have ever played fizz buzz? Tuh.

Is that the game where you pour lemonade on a live electrical appliance and then try to drink it?

[chinajan]

Nope. And I refute this foul slur that I go around attempting to drink varicose electrical appliances.

[Slagathor.]

Don't tell me none of you have ever played fizz buzz? Tuh.

No, but back in the eighties, my record player played a lot of Bucks Fizz.