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Sput wrote:I don't believe you.
Clearly Mr Sput you have lead a truly sheltered existence.
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Well, you know me! I spend my time chopping wood on the porch and depend on the occasional Daily Mail blowing in on the stiff Easterlies for word from the "real world", broken up only by the odd TELEX transmission to Nick Harvey so he can relay my writings to Metropol. At harvest time the townspeople like to hold a dance and a prize goes to the owner of the best thatch.
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Very good :lol: :lol: :lol:

I do now have this endearing image of you sat whittling on the porch of a house with clapboard construction watching Tumble Weed passing by every so often. ;)
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StuartPlymouth wrote:Very good :lol: :lol: :lol:

I do now have this endearing image of you sat whittling on the porch of a house with clapboard construction watching Tumble Weed passing by every so often. ;)
The original version of my post actually read "whittling" so I'm impressed! As you know, I like to throw rocks at Tumble Weed.
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Sput wrote:As you know, I like to throw rocks at Tumble Weed.
I thought you would like the reference to Tumble Weed! ;)
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StuartPlymouth wrote:Self-strangulation, wearing rubber suits and gimp masks, being whipped by your partner or dressing as a dog and sitting in a kennel outdoors are just some that spring to mind as reported sexually-inspired activities. :o
Is that a complete list of your fetishes or did you miss some out for the sake of space? ;)


For some reason, I'd always assumed that Sput was gay.
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Neil Green wrote:For some reason, I'd always assumed that Sput was gay.
I can't think what would give you that impression ;)
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I think Sput has wet feet ;)
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Sput wrote:
Neil Green wrote:For some reason, I'd always assumed that Sput was gay.
I can't think what would give you that impression ;)
90% of the males over 18 on TVF appear to be gay ;)
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nodnirG kraM wrote:I haven't got time to be banned from TVF so I thought I'd just shout SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JROTHLESS CUNT over here instead. See if you can guess who it's aimed at.
You took the words out of my mouth.

Why does that unfunny dull knob think that his relentless posting of images in the middle of threads is of any interest to the rest of us?
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cdd wrote:I think Sput has wet feet ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_feet,_dry_feet_policy
I fail to see how this applies to me as I'm neither Cuban nor seeking residence in the USA! You're WRONG, cdd.
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