Northern rock!

[Lorns]

I foresaw this financial instability which is why i invested my savings in the bank of under my matress and the bank of shoebox in wardrobe about a year ago.

Only kidding if Mr. Margeson my tax man is reading this.

[Stuart*]

Only kidding if Mr. Margeson my tax man is reading this.

The same goes for your friendly neighbourhood burglar too I presume

[Nick Harvey]

I'm thinking about having a 20,000 square foot bunker built in my back garden and keeping all my money, in crisp fifty-pound-notes, in there.

[Lorns]

Only kidding if Mr. Margeson my tax man is reading this.

The same goes for your friendly neighbourhood burglar too I presume

Hahahaha! !" I AM NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH!" I even have curtains fitted on my sunnies.

[GNiel]

I'm currently trying to secure a few grand to buy the shares.

[Nick Harvey]

I'm currently trying to secure a few grand to buy the shares.

I considered that as well, but decided discretion was the better part of valour.

If only I was registered with the FSA, or whoever it is, I'd offer you a nice little deal at somewhere around three over base; but I'm not, so I'm not allowed to.

[Stuart*]

I'm currently trying to secure a few grand to buy the shares.

That was my first thought as well. A quick profit to be made in a couple of months methinks when the shares return to their normal value

[Nick Harvey]

Do I smell the beginnings of a Metropol share syndicate, here?

[Jamez]

Do I smell the beginnings of a Metropol share syndicate, here?

Will you lend me five grand please, Nick?

[Pete]

Do I smell the beginnings of a Metropol share syndicate, here?

That is an interesting thought actually. How would we go about doing that?

[Sput]

Words fail me to describe the stupidity of these people in the queues "I can't believe this has happened!" they whinge, but nothing IS happening!