They'd be speechless. How many people do you know that talk with their hands. Signers excluded before you try to get all smartarseish.
These people are a danger. Politicians do it alot only theirs is scripted so to speak. I met one today and on a couple of occasions i thought she was getting aggressive with me.
Body language eh!
If you cut their hands off.
Try and watch some commercial radio presenters in action. It's fucking hilarious.
The head twitches wildly as though they have very bad tourettes, the shoulders are up and down like pistons and one hand is nervously held on or next to the fader waiting to cue the next song. All part of "sounding natural". Yeaaaah right.
The head twitches wildly as though they have very bad tourettes, the shoulders are up and down like pistons and one hand is nervously held on or next to the fader waiting to cue the next song. All part of "sounding natural". Yeaaaah right.
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I thought we weren't allowed to talk about him?Jamez wrote:Try and watch some commercial radio presenters in action. It's fucking hilarious.
The head twitches wildly as though they have very bad tourettes, the shoulders are up and down like pistons and one hand is nervously held on or next to the fader waiting to cue the next song. All part of "sounding natural". Yeaaaah right.
Sounding like a cuckoo clock on speed!Adders wrote:MIss H, you'd HATE me when I talk. Not only do I wave my hands about constantly, I take 3 steps forward and 3 steps back at the same time. I can't talk with my hands still!
I too get a little animated, I've learnt to hold my hands together to save looking like a total spazz.
But I really do hate getting into a conversation with a monotonous droid. Nothing wrong with a bit of movement to aide communication.
Funny you mention that, was having a similar discussion last night. I prefer asking for a glass of ice at the bar, chucking it on the floor, jumping up and down on the floor, and then saying to the chosen victim, "now i've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?"
(No I've never done that....)
(No I've never done that....)
Has anyone suggested that your chosen method may not result in you finding your ideal girl? Unless of course the mucus fetish is widespread.Jamez wrote:My personal favourite is chasing them with a big, yellowy-green bogie which has been freshly scooped out of my nose.
I'm sure there are better aspects of your personality you could tempt them with. :roll:
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are we taking about the Worse ( campiest ) chat up lines?
ah Heaven been phoning me, saying there missing an angle!
Did it hurt, ( did what hurt ), when you fell out of heaven
and the worse one of all time;
when you have been areasted by a opposite sex
when their say: "anything you do say will be taking down"
and you say Panty or boxers
ah Heaven been phoning me, saying there missing an angle!
Did it hurt, ( did what hurt ), when you fell out of heaven
and the worse one of all time;
when you have been areasted by a opposite sex
when their say: "anything you do say will be taking down"
and you say Panty or boxers
Gabriel - of course!Alarsne53 wrote:That's a new one on me, which angle is the camp one then?barcode wrote:are we taking about the Worse ( campiest ) chat up lines?
ah Heaven been phoning me, saying there missing an angle!
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