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Sput
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What is this "morning" of which you all speak?
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Sput wrote:What is this "morning" of which you all speak?
Thank you for your support, Mr Sput.

Nice to know you're a budding pensioner.
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I normally like to wake up to the radio, so I can sort of half doze until I'm almost late - I can't get to sleep properly with it on.

If I'm using a normal alarm, I'm a big fan of the snooze button...
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Nick Harvey wrote:
Sput wrote:What is this "morning" of which you all speak?
Thank you for your support, Mr Sput.

Nice to know you're a budding pensioner.
I'm giving pre-employment retirement a try!

4 years to go...
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Nick Harvey wrote:
Sput wrote:What is this "morning" of which you all speak?
Thank you for your support, Mr Sput.

Nice to know you're a budding pensioner.

So are all the old codgers i talk to throughout day lying. They all tell me that since they've retired they do so much more work that they don't know how they found time to work. And they all seem to roll out of bed at 6am sharp to start their day.
I'm not really sure what they do except totter around the house and garden all day.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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My Grandmother retired 15 years ago, and at the moment does shopping for 3 old people, looks after them too, goes to gateway meetings every week, including all the walking trips and other events, Mencap events, darts, church meetings, Landlady of the flats above us, and endlessly helps and supports anything us guys do.
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.

But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
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Ronnie Rowlands wrote:My Grandmother retired 15 years ago, and at the moment does shopping for 3 old people, looks after them too, goes to gateway meetings every week, including all the walking trips and other events, Mencap events, darts, church meetings, Landlady of the flats above us, and endlessly helps and supports anything us guys do.
She's also a fantastic shag.
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Alarm goes up at six o'clock, but I normally have to have an hour's gap between that going off and actually getting up. Then I have to rush downstairs, have breakfast, wash, dress and then dash out for the bus at 8:05am.
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