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nodnirG kraM wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:
nodnirG kraM wrote:I haven't lost any brows!! It's there in the shadows!

And no I don't seem to age at all. But then my dad is 63 and still looks forty. So I'm hoping when I'm 45 I'll actually look 23!
Ah! Well i'm pushing 40 and apparently look 25.

In the words of Joey... How you doing? ;) :)
Had a 40 year old mother of 2 after me back when I was working at tesco in 04. That was an interesting experience.
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nodnirG kraM wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:
nodnirG kraM wrote:I haven't lost any brows!! It's there in the shadows!

And no I don't seem to age at all. But then my dad is 63 and still looks forty. So I'm hoping when I'm 45 I'll actually look 23!
Ah! Well i'm pushing 40 and apparently look 25.

In the words of Joey... How you doing? ;) :)
Had a 40 year old mother of 2 after me back when I was working at tesco in 04. That was an interesting experience.
Was that the one with the rancid yeast infection you were telling me about?
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nodnirG kraM wrote:Don't worry I steered well clear. No no, it turned out the yeast was just because she was fucking the guy from the instore barkery too.
Hot dogs his speciality, huh?

Talking of Tesco, my goodness they employ some ugly girls on the checkouts. I walked out of my local one earlier this evening and I almost felt a Hymagumba moment of homosexual tendencies.
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Sainsbury's checkout girls are hot, due to the selection process being run by personnel managers who are mostly old men who "started off as lowly trolley-boys in 1958" and scary lesbians in tweed dresses.
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nodnirG kraM wrote:Actually I concur there. The Sainsbury's girls round my way are a delight to behold. Well the ones below checkout 10 anyway. They stick everyone else in the dark corner out of the way. I think I was served by Becky yesterday at the basket checkout. The way she swiped my Nectar could have a man on his knees in seconds.....
You're so easy! ;)
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Currys also have some very easy-on-the-eye young ladies. They don't have a clue what a firewire connection is, but nevertheless they look nice.

However, my dreams of getting my end away with one of the Currys beauties was dashed a few weeks ago when I received my till receipt.

"Your operator today is Gay".

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nodnirG kraM wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:You're so easy! ;)
Easy, moi?? Lol. I'm extremely hard to get! And anyway I was merely pointing out the level to which and seriousness she gave the training for her important role of card swiper. It was purely on a technical level. Ahem.

Anyway she killed the mood when she asked me if I had "old bags". Well sure they're a bit wrinkly when it's cold, but I wouldn't call them old.
You're only to worry when she asks you if your sacks are full ;)
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Well mine always asks if she can fill my bags, and then
for me to put my pin in.

Allegorical links with "prick" come to mind.
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nodnirG kraM wrote:I could go on saying she had troubles weighing my spuds and getting the french stick to go in first time without any poking out the top. But I feel it would set a juvenile tone on this mature conversation. Was going to say "high-brow" but apparently I'm not in a position to suggest such a thing.
Hehehe. We're all comedians tonight.
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Now your trying to be funnier than Karen Taylor! ;)
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Blimey is it Tuesday already?

See time flies when you're having fun. If i turn up at work with bloodshot eyes i'm blaming Lexi. Bloody Welsh!
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