Why does digital spy suck so much?
I used to browse DS fairly regularly because there were some good posters on there (who all seemed to get banned eventually, probably for the crime of having more than one braincell), but I got sick to death of a member called "Tabbythecat" hijacking threads in just about every forum and turning them into a discussion about what "Mrs T" thought, and how that affected her knitting. Or something.
What the fuck is a samoflange?