Just out of curiosity, do you do anything with the hair around your fireman and on the bollocks?
I shave totally bald - best to mositen with hot water, apply gel, shave with grain, then repeat against grain, rinse, dry and apply moisturising balm.
The results are fab.
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The results are fab for the evening you do the deed - the itching for two weeks subsequently make the whole thing not worth it.
I can't imagine why anyone would want to do that anyway, never mind suffer the after effects as described by Gavin.
A mate of mine (who normally has the body hair of your average chimpanzee) decided to shorten his chest hair to assist his suntan before going on holiday. Unfortunately he decided on using an electric razor, and accidentally slipped and produced a bald spot, resulting in him having to remove the lot or look somewhat stupid on the beach.
As it grew back the itching lasted for many weeks and he has been more careful ever since!
PS: Owing to my mate's small stature and boyish looks, his lack of body hair made him end up looking like a twelve year old on the beach during his holiday - which had the result of his partner looking like a paedophile
A mate of mine (who normally has the body hair of your average chimpanzee) decided to shorten his chest hair to assist his suntan before going on holiday. Unfortunately he decided on using an electric razor, and accidentally slipped and produced a bald spot, resulting in him having to remove the lot or look somewhat stupid on the beach.
As it grew back the itching lasted for many weeks and he has been more careful ever since!
PS: Owing to my mate's small stature and boyish looks, his lack of body hair made him end up looking like a twelve year old on the beach during his holiday - which had the result of his partner looking like a paedophile
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I came into this thread thinking it would concern the local fire service, not certain areas of the body that not many people show in public.
Mr Owen, this post has convinced me that you are in fact a drunk James Martin trying to pretend that you're Jamez.
Mr Owen, this post has convinced me that you are in fact a drunk James Martin trying to pretend that you're Jamez.
Nick Harvey wrote: If I was one of those people who regularly changed my signature™, I think I'd use that quote in it for a while.
Indeed the joke wasn't factually accurate (on more than one level) and far from funny, but so JM in style.Ron Owen wrote:I didn't come up with that I should point out!all new Phil wrote:The smoking ban was already in place in Glasgow.Ron Owen wrote:How ironic.
Night before the smoking ban, and two niggers feel the need to light up in Glasgow Airport!
My passing thought now (I say passing because "mentally deranged egotistical racists" are never worthy of occupying my mind for long) is whether that picture is actually of a 1990s JM or some member of his unfortunate family:
The fact that his avatar file is called "ronownesv9" has me concerned about how bad the previous 8 unusable pictures were
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You need to do it every three days.Gavin Scott wrote:The results are fab for the evening you do the deed - the itching for two weeks subsequently make the whole thing not worth it.
Definitely NOT me!Hymagumba wrote:Troutie - definately.
I've just spend the last 3 hrs driving along the M4. Although I'm damn good at multi-tasking - I haven't yet mastered using a laptop and driving at 80mph along one of Britain's busiest roads at the same time.
