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Anonymous

Round the back?
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Well to be honest, part of why it is so good is that it is so crude and downright filthy. If my bf asked if he could plant his seed in my soil, I'd be appauled and want to throw up.
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Anonymous

So how do you love-make?
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tvmercia
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Ron Owen wrote:So how do you love-make?
still preoccupied with the gays then james?
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Jamez
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Ron Owen wrote:Round the back?
Surely you mean 'Round the Twist'? As in:

Have you ever
Ever felt like this
When big fat willies
Go up inside and piss?

Pain, Pain go away
Cum again another way
Heeeeey

Have you ever
Ever felt like this?
When horny gayboys
Beg for just a kiss..

I can hear myself say
This is not my day
I'm saying I'm not gay
You won't believe me anyway...
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nodnirG kraM wrote:Evening. Or morning/afternoon. Delete as applicable.

I've spent the past couple of days racking my brain trying to think of a romantic/nice way to describe the act of bum-loving. Arse-ramming. Botty-stuffing. Anal sex. Has there ever been any terms coined that someone wouldn't mind whsipered into their ear? Cos I sure as hell can't think of any!!
I can't think of anything romantic other than. " the lube is in the bedside cabinet with the rabbit ,plug and butterfly".
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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Jamez
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Ron Owen wrote:So how do you love-make?
Realised that no woman will ever let you near her fanny and have now decided to give boys a go?

No one is safe!
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Anonymous

tvmercia wrote:
Ron Owen wrote:So how do you love-make?
still preoccupied with the gays then james?
1. My name's Ron.
2. It is true that I have had an experience with a male. Only the once though.
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Ronnie Rowlands
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Ron Owen wrote:
tvmercia wrote:
Ron Owen wrote:So how do you love-make?
still preoccupied with the gays then james?
1. My name's Ron.
2. It is true that I have had an experience with a male. Only the once though.
Wow, JM really is pulling out all the stops to convince us here.
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.

But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
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Anonymous

OK I am really James Martin!

Maybe now you'll all be convinced that I'm lying and am actually the real deal. :lol:
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Spencer For Hire
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Maybe you could photograph yourself holding up a sign saying 'I'm Not James Martin'. ;)
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