Do You Need to Know How to Dress?

[Jovis]

It's this one... [mono], and then when you're finished, [/mono].

I disabled BBCode in this post so you could see it.

[Stuart*]

Lorna, my fellow mafia compadre, you look great!

[Lorns]

I'm sure i'd look even better if i wasn't on dial up. Since when has AOL had poor English speaking tecno fixits on the other end of the line. Everything was working fine until i decided to hook laptop up in bedroom.

All lights were flashing on modem correctly, but i couldn't log on. My phone bill is all paid up. I've checked and double checked the wires modem and dialing tone blah blah!

As a last resort i called AOL for help but i got some dumb bitch who gave me the free dial up number.

I'm tearing my hair out here.

Doesn't really he;p that i've lost the Aol silver software disc. I'm sure its lurking in between my music and Mr H's porn somewhere. We have tons of cds and the living room floor is a mess where i've tried finding it. ( i should be more organised really)


Miss H is not a happy bunny! I hate dial up with a passion.

[Jovis]

That's what you get for using AOL.

Still, hope it gets sorted.

[Nick Harvey]

[Square Eyes]

I'm sure i'd look even better if i wasn't on dial up. Since when has AOL had poor English speaking tecno fixits on the other end of the line. Everything was working fine until i decided to hook laptop up in bedroom.

All lights were flashing on modem correctly, but i couldn't log on. My phone bill is all paid up. I've checked and double checked the wires modem and dialing tone blah blah!

As a last resort i called AOL for help but i got some dumb bitch who gave me the free dial up number.

I'm tearing my hair out here.

Doesn't really he;p that i've lost the Aol silver software disc. I'm sure its lurking in between my music and Mr H's porn somewhere. We have tons of cds and the living room floor is a mess where i've tried finding it. ( i should be more organised really)


Miss H is not a happy bunny! I hate dial up with a passion.

Excuse me but this is Willy Hanson's decorum and ettiquette forum, and you are showing neither.

You should have your own thread for your IT problems, especially given their frequency. I'm sure it would be several pages long by now.

Now can we kindly get back to not showing our calves, and ridding the world of coasters (the peak of the middle classes).

By the way Lorna, I'm sensing you have an ugly table, so best not to show it off, invest in a table cloth dear.

[Gavin Scott]

I'm sure i'd look even better if i wasn't on dial up. Since when has AOL had poor English speaking tecno fixits on the other end of the line. Everything was working fine until i decided to hook laptop up in bedroom.

All lights were flashing on modem correctly, but i couldn't log on. My phone bill is all paid up. I've checked and double checked the wires modem and dialing tone blah blah!

As a last resort i called AOL for help but i got some dumb bitch who gave me the free dial up number.

I'm tearing my hair out here.

Doesn't really he;p that i've lost the Aol silver software disc. I'm sure its lurking in between my music and Mr H's porn somewhere. We have tons of cds and the living room floor is a mess where i've tried finding it. ( i should be more organised really)


Miss H is not a happy bunny! I hate dial up with a passion.

Excuse me but this is Willy Hanson's decorum and ettiquette forum, and you are showing neither.

You should have your own thread for your IT problems, especially given their frequency. I'm sure it would be several pages long by now.

Now can we kindly get back to not showing our calves, and ridding the world of coasters (the peak of the middle classes).

By the way Lorna, I'm sensing you have an ugly table, so best not to show it off, invest in a table cloth dear.

*Zaaaap*

[Lorns]

I'm sure i'd look even better if i wasn't on dial up. Since when has AOL had poor English speaking tecno fixits on the other end of the line. Everything was working fine until i decided to hook laptop up in bedroom.

All lights were flashing on modem correctly, but i couldn't log on. My phone bill is all paid up. I've checked and double checked the wires modem and dialing tone blah blah!

As a last resort i called AOL for help but i got some dumb bitch who gave me the free dial up number.

I'm tearing my hair out here.

Doesn't really he;p that i've lost the Aol silver software disc. I'm sure its lurking in between my music and Mr H's porn smewhere. We have tons of cds and the living room floor is a mess where i've tried finding it. ( i should be more organised really)


Miss H is not a happy bunny! I hate dial up with a passion.

Excuse me but this is Willy Hanson's decorum and ettiquette forum, and you are showing neither.

You should have your own thread for your IT problems, especially given their frequency. I'm sure it would be several pages long by now.

Now can we kindly get back to not showing our calves, and ridding the world of coasters (the peak of the middle classes).

By the way Lorna, I'm sensing you have an ugly table, so best not to show it off, invest in a table cloth dear.

Aha! Now that's where you're wrong mateyboy. My coffe table is spankers and i always use coasters. My work desk is also uber organised. It's just if i could find my camera among the crap i chuck in the drawers and cupboards i'd be able to prove it to you.

As for Mr Hansons etiquette. If my father was still alive and could read it he'd turn in his grave and then haunt Billy boy forever.
My dad could teach Paul Burrell a thing or 2.

Oh and that bit about my IT problems being several pages long if i had my thread. I can't argue with that.