Do You Need to Know How to Dress?

[Jamez]

Does he ever wear normal clothes?

He always seems to be dressed in a suit!!! Harry Enfield's 'Tory Boy' has mutated into what we now know as William Hanson, 1st Baron Hanson of Nailsea.

[Psythor]

Ugh, I hope I don't come across... like that... on my YouTube videos.

It looks like this guy can actually string a sentence together successfully though, unlike myself, so, er, at least that's a difference between our two delivery styles.

[all new Phil]

I must express my concern about his criticism of the wearing of a black shirt and black tie together. That's one of my favourite work outfits and I reckon it looks beltin.

[jrothwell97]

I vote we steal all his clothes, set fire to his table and blow up his house. So he can invite people to diner parties around his fold-up table (dressed in absolutely nothing) and then entertain them with a harmonica or banging beer cans together in his cardboard box.

He needs to realise that there are people out in the big wide world living in cardboard boxes, trapped in old people's homes and dying from starvation in Africa while he worries about whether his condiments are two sixteenths of an inch from each other and placed in the dead centre of the table while the cutlery is placed 2.5cM from the placemat.

[Lorns]

I vote we steal all his clothes, set fire to his table and blow up his house. So he can invite people to diner parties around his fold-up table (dressed in absolutely nothing) .

That would then be how to look good naked! Not sure i'm ready for that kind of exposure. Haven't worked on perfecting my bikini bod just yet.

[jrothwell97]

I vote we steal all his clothes, set fire to his table and blow up his house. So he can invite people to diner parties around his fold-up table (dressed in absolutely nothing) .

That would then be how to look good naked! Not sure i'm ready for that kind of exposure. Haven't worked on perfecting my bikini bod just yet.

Can't we just cut his internet line?

[Stuart*]

Can't we just cut his internet line?

Or cut off something else - that would have a more beneficial effect for humankind!

[Jovis]

I vote we steal all his clothes, set fire to his table and blow up his house. So he can invite people to diner parties around his fold-up table (dressed in absolutely nothing) .

That would then be how to look good naked! Not sure i'm ready for that kind of exposure. Haven't worked on perfecting my bikini bod just yet.

Can't we just cut his internet line?

You're supposed to say 'I'm sure you look great Lorna'. :roll:

[jrothwell97]

Lorna, I'm sure you look great.

[Jovis]

Lorna, I'm sure you look great.

That's better.

[jrothwell97]

Lorna, I'm sure you look great.

That's better.

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