I'm officially having a couple of days holiday. Got nothing to look forward to till Thursday. Tomorrow i shop, Thursday London, Friday nursing a hangover, Saturday back to work.
Someone give me a laugh tonight please.
i'M BORED!!
- Ronnie Rowlands
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Well, I'm on MSN at the moment Lorna, we can talk about my bad driving again 

Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.
But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
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Hurr! I've read about people in porn films who do the same with strawberries. Let me tell you it doesn't work with sausage egg and chips.
Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.
But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
You've managed to find a girl willing to let you shove sausage and eggs up her fanny? hmm.Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Hurr! I've read about people in porn films who do the same with strawberries. Let me tell you it doesn't work with sausage egg and chips.
Did you have to remove the flowers and dig her up first?
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Haha, no I haven't, but I think it is logical enough to assume that it isn't the most flattering or romantic thing in the worldJamez wrote:You've managed to find a girl willing to let you shove sausage and eggs up her fanny? hmm.Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Hurr! I've read about people in porn films who do the same with strawberries. Let me tell you it doesn't work with sausage egg and chips.
Did you have to remove the flowers and dig her up first?

Ronnie is victorious, vivacious in victory like a venomous dog. Vile Republicans cease living while the religious retort with rueful rhetoric. These rank thugs resort to violence and swear revenge.
But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
But Ronnie can punch through steel so they lose anyway.
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Talking of which. Can't get back to you Jamez till the morning when i've topped up credit. Stoopid pootahs stoopid phones just darn stoopid technology!Jamez wrote:You've managed to find a girl willing to let you shove sausage and eggs up her fanny? hmm.Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Hurr! I've read about people in porn films who do the same with strawberries. Let me tell you it doesn't work with sausage egg and chips.
Did you have to remove the flowers and dig her up first?
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Yeah followed by a greasy spoon. Wanna come along?nodnirG kraM wrote:Are you two going SMS grave-robbing?miss hellfire wrote:Talking of which. Can't get back to you Jamez till the morning when i've topped up credit. Stoopid pootahs stoopid phones just darn stoopid technology!Jamez wrote: You've managed to find a girl willing to let you shove sausage and eggs up her fanny? hmm.
Did you have to remove the flowers and dig her up first?
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?