zomgwtfbbq. tvf is down...yet again

Nate J
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Anyone know why?
Jake
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Metropol hasn't called recently, and the weather isn't very nice. I've heard it's almost suicidal.
Ant
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I was in the middle of posting when the dreaded error message appeared. Now it's just not loading. :?
Jason
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Its now displaying a message from "Clooknet"
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Jovis
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Oh no, oh no, no, no. What will I do with my evening.? Crap. Rubbish.

Only joking. I love it really.
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Nick Harvey
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It's probably because the sadministrator is currently trying to fix the problem that he tried desperately to deny he introduced on May 8th, that completely phuqued up all the menus and style sheets.

He has a long history of working exactly like that. He first denies all knowledge of the problem even existing, then having thought about it and realised he's phuqued up, he works furiously in the background to fix his cock-up without anyone noticing.

Trouble is, his complete and utter failure in the attention to detail department normally, like tonight, ends in total disaster.

Watch out for the next phase in his mental problem, a post further down this thread, completely denying all knowledge of the initial problem, the failed fix, or anything else.
Katnap
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Jason wrote:Its now displaying a message from "Clooknet"
Maybe it you clooks?
What the fuck is a samoflange?
Ant
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It looks like... something has gone wrong host wise.

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EDIT: Panic over, it's back to normality.
Asa
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Nick Harvey wrote:Watch out for the next phase in his mental problem, a post further down this thread, completely denying all knowledge of the initial problem, the failed fix, or anything else.
For the love of...

Nick, do us all a favour and shut up. I'm always very open if I've done something which has gone wrong. Nothing happened on 8th May - I don't know what the irregular problem with stylesheets and menus is other than what I already said in the other post.

As to tonight, I was doing a database backup which by the looks of things has whacked the server load up so they've suspended the site. I'm trying to get it sorted now. No conspiracy.

I do sometimes wonder if your existence is just to piss me off.
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Nick Harvey
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I rest my case.
Ant
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Nick Harvey wrote:I rest my case.
Give Asa a break, Nick. We can't have our supreme God being evil.

Can't you put aside your past problems?
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