Double Entendres?

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When conversing, do you ever use the double entendre?

No, I suck at it
0
No votes
Oooh, that's a hard one
4
21%
If I did, would you hold it against me?
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No votes
I can hold my own in a group of people
4
21%
Whenever there's a suitable opening I'm in there
7
37%
It plays an enormous part in my life
3
16%
Are you trying to pull a fast one?
1
5%
Screw you and your sense of humour
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Total votes: 19
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Johnny
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I've used "...they're having a mass debate" before on several occasions
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Ronnie Rowlands
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I'm always at it. I watch too much Bottom.

"Can I drink your juice?"
"Maybe we should stick to eating our flakes"
"how's your sausage?"
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Never intentionally used a double entendre to raise a laugh. I've said things before that has resulted in raptures of laughter followed by naughty responses, but then i work with a load of blokes and i don't always think before i open my mouth.

I give back as good as i get which is why i voted for the old favourite in your poll
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Reeves
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Ronnie Rowlands wrote:I'm always at it. I watch too much Bottom.

"Can I drink your juice?"
"Maybe we should stick to eating our flakes"
"how's your sausage?"
"Agh! Put it on blow!"
"You dirty dirty bastard.."
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James Vertigan
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Joined: Sun 21 Jan, 2007 11.46
Location: Meshaw, South Molton, Devon

A friend of mine needed a letter for a stamp a month or so ago, and one of my other friends said (as I was taking out my wallet) "Are you going to give her one, then?" - Needless to say I took it completely the wrong way and cracked up! :lol: Dirty minded bugger!
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Anonymous

James Vertigan wrote:I took it completely the wrong way
You slipped that in nicely!
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James Vertigan
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nodnirG kraM wrote:
James Vertigan wrote:A friend of mine needed a letter for a stamp
Meh??
Sorry - it's been a long day!
urbane jane wrote:
James Vertigan wrote:I took it completely the wrong way
You slipped that in nicely!
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lewsnews
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it's raining outside and the girl you are with complains about getting wet....

"the good wet, or the bad wet?"
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lewsnews wrote:it's raining outside and the girl you are with complains about getting wet....

"the good wet, or the bad wet?"

And the rule with double entendres is... It's in the way you tell 'em.
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Sput
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Surely "it's the the way you take"?
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