OFFENSIVE SIGNATURES

[Nick Harvey]

Don't try Durex as a contraceptive in Australia, either.

[James Martin]

And you're Bartholemew Beelzebub.

Yeah, whatever. I think BB and myself are more than capable of separate thinking.

That's why you once advised me, on MSN, to use a proxy server to conceal my identity.

"That's what I do for Bartholemew Beelzebub."

Don't pull the wool over my eyes or anyone else's.

[Jamez]

And you're Bartholemew Beelzebub.

Yeah, whatever. I think BB and myself are more than capable of separate thinking.

That's why you once advised me, on MSN, to use a proxy server to conceal my identity.

"That's what I do for Bartholemew Beelzebub."

Don't pull the wool over my eyes or anyone else's.

Winding you up dear boy!

[James Martin]

Oh really!?!

[B.E. El-Zebub]

And you're Bartholemew Beelzebub.

Yeah, whatever. I think BB and myself are more than capable of separate thinking.

That's why you once advised me, on MSN, to use a proxy server to conceal my identity.

"That's what I do for Bartholemew Beelzebub."

Don't pull the wool over my eyes or anyone else's.

Jamez has been pretending to be me?!

I don't know whether to be flattered or horrified

[James Martin]

I'd feel exactly how Jamez feels, eh?

Game's up. Sorry 'bout that.

[B.E. El-Zebub]

I'd feel exactly how Jamez feels, eh?

Game's up. Sorry 'bout that.

Bzzzzzzzt. And that's the wrong answer. Thanks for playing.

I am one of Troutie's harshest critics. If you think that is all an elaborate double-bluff, you are much mistaken.

You just carry on in your parallel paranoid universe if it suits you.

[James Martin]

I am one of Troutie's harshest critics.

Part of the act.

[B.E. El-Zebub]

I have been accused of being many people - Ison, Jamez, Dr Lobster, even you, James Martin.

I am none of the above.

[Pete]

I have been accused of being many people - Ison, Jamez, Dr Lobster, even you, James Martin.

I am none of the above.

You are Hymagumba and I claim my five pounds

[cdd]

I have been accused of being many people - Ison, Jamez, Dr Lobster, even you, James Martin.

I am none of the above.

...but you are a 'real', long-standing member under a pseudonym; there's no doubt about that.

Can't you give us any clues?