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Spencer For Hire
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all new Phil wrote:Tut, James Martin always seemed so nice when he was on Ready Steady Cook.

*OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT JM SHARING HIS NAME WITH A CELEBRITY CHEF*
I've met the celebrity chef in question, and I can honestly say he was one of the rudest men I've ever had the misfortune to meet.

Perhaps they are related after all.
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Square Eyes
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all new Phil wrote:Tut, James Martin always seemed so nice when he was on Ready Steady Cook.

*OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT JM SHARING HIS NAME WITH A CELEBRITY CHEF*
Maybe James Martin would have been more tolerable had he signed up to Metropol as Anthony Worrall Thompson ?
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Pete
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Square Eyes wrote:
all new Phil wrote:Tut, James Martin always seemed so nice when he was on Ready Steady Cook.

*OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT JM SHARING HIS NAME WITH A CELEBRITY CHEF*
Maybe James Martin would have been more tolerable had he signed up to Metropol as Anthony Worrall Thompson ?
but mdta still posts here
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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Nick Harvey wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:And Mouse found this offensive. I should have shielded his eyes but i think he had blurred vision judging by the way they were watering.
Mr Cadbury says he could do it for Mr Mouse if you wish.

He learnt to play the scale of G on the piano off his uncle Simon May.
Mouse says Hisss! Psssst! Hiss! Which translates as - I aint letting no woofer near my crown jewels. He's got enough problems with my friends female version of Mr. Cadbury. She fancies a bit of Mouse and Cheese on toast. He's hoping hang on to his Charlies.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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Stuart*
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Are you pi$$ed already Miss H ? :shock:
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Jamez
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I suspect there's an army of men wandering around Folkestone with horrific haircuts. :shock:

Google Images text entered "Folkestone Haircut" and 5th image along we get...

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Before i go. Stu No i'm not drunk yet and Jamez i have never met that head of hair before in my life EVER! Although he could do with visiting my salon. I could make him look more of a twat than he does already.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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James Martin
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Jamez wrote:I suspect there's an army of men wandering around Folkestone with horrific haircuts. :shock:

Google Images text entered "Folkestone Haircut" and 5th image along we get...

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IT'S HARRY POTTER!
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Katnap
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If you want to see some disturbing hair, I'd recommend this.

http://www.mulletjunky.com/femullets.htm
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Johnny
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Katnap wrote:If you want to see some disturbing hair, I'd recommend this.

http://www.mulletjunky.com/femullets.htm
:lol: Still stylish in America.
Johnny

Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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It wasn't the hair I found disturbing in those pictures. They caused me to have terrible flashbacks to a programme I was watching on Discovery this afternoon about an American weighing 50 stone! :shock:
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