Roses are Red

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Luke-H
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I gave your mum AIDS,
and you've got it too.
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marksi
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<slaps Luke quite hard>
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lukey
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Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I'm not good with colours,
But I'm good in bed.

Chortle.
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lewsnews
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Joined: Fri 19 Jan, 2007 23.44

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
some poems rhyme
and this one doesn't
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Sput
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
You can't see me
But I'm watching you
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Knight knight
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Lorns
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Are you toying with people again Sputnik?
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
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Luke-H
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Location: Selby - N. Yorks

Sput wrote:Roses are Red
Violets are blue
You can't see me
But I'm watching you
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Hahahaha! The first time I've actually laughed out loud at the internet for a long time...
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Stuart*
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lukey wrote:Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I'm not good with colours,
But I'm good in bed.

Chortle.
Lol - but don't make yourself sound like a commercial profile on Gaydar :shock:
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Sput
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miss hellfire wrote:Are you toying with people again Sputnik?
No, it's meant to be what he WOULD write because he looks an awful lot like a stalker. Hence the sig.
Knight knight
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James Vertigan
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Location: Meshaw, South Molton, Devon

Roses is red
Violets is Violet
I just thought of this poem
Whilst sitting on the toilet.

:lol:
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Gluben
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Joined: Sat 27 May, 2006 13.23

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You know that I've got
Nothing better to do
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