Five things that are NOT on your desk right now

MarkN · Sat 20 Jan, 2007 13.10

1. The Magna Carta.
2. A photo of Her Majesty the Queen.
3. A mushroom.
4. A pineapple.
5. Rob Del Monte.

Brad · Sat 20 Jan, 2007 18.57

Jenny wrote: Hansard.

Oddly two days ago I did have a copy of Hansard on my desk.

I currently do not have on my desk...

1. A small water buscuit.
2. A signed photograph of snooker player Dennis Taylor.
3. Stoke.
4. Bill Oddie.
5. A tube of Euthymol toothpaste.

rob · Mon 22 Jan, 2007 13.29

Pornstar
Spoon
Cheese
Donkey
Hyma (that's something I don't want on my desk ever)...

tillyoshea · Mon 22 Jan, 2007 13.40

1. A Frenchman
2. A baguette
3. The Eiffel Tower
4. The Mona Lisa
5. A cabbage

Gavin Scott · Mon 22 Jan, 2007 13.58

Brad wrote:2. A signed photograph of snooker player Dennis Taylor.

I can get you one of those. He's our receptionists cousin, apparently.

2 dollar.

ashley b · Mon 22 Jan, 2007 14.26

1. Half a pound of tuppeny rice
2. Fish
3. The moon
4. A cuddly toy
5. Maureen from Driving School

Luke-H · Mon 22 Jan, 2007 14.42

1. Corn Flakes
2. Paul McCartney
3. NASA
4. A guitar belonging to the late great Booby McTube
5. Pete Bishop

Lorns · Mon 22 Jan, 2007 15.03

My car keys ( i swear i thats where i put them)
Carl Barat
Mug of Tea
A cheque for a million quid
Still no keys - even after emptying the contents of my handbag on my desk (i have loads of junk in my handbag though)

Spencer For Hire · Tue 23 Jan, 2007 11.36

1. Simon Biagi
2. Cheddarie
3. Abdel Bari Atwan of the Al Quds Newspaper
4. Clitheroe
5. Duraglit

rob · Tue 23 Jan, 2007 13.04

My dinner
Can of lager
large pork pie
spoon
my sanity...

Gluben · Tue 23 Jan, 2007 13.57

Grass
Lucy Pinder
A tin of corned beef
Nail clippers
Another desk