Five things that are NOT on your desk right now

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Si-Co wrote:4. Slighly-soiled underwear
IN-FLAI-SHON????

Yes YOU have fallen into my secret trap of "who will post dirty knickers" first in this thread.

Therefore - by the power invested in me by my ego and Nick Harvey's subcontractors - I order you to only inhabit the mocks forum for a week as punishment.
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Hymagumba wrote:
Si-Co wrote:4. Slighly-soiled underwear
IN-FLAI-SHON????

Yes YOU have fallen into my secret trap of "who will post dirty knickers" first in this thread.

Therefore - by the power invested in me by my ego and Nick Harvey's subcontractors - I order you to only inhabit the mocks forum for a week as punishment.
Mocks forum.. what a jolly place to hang out! :D

In fairness though, there is a difference between 'dirty' and 'slighly soiled', as every good Transmission Controller at Channel TV knows.
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