Who are ya?

[Nick Harvey]

I'm a medical student

At least you're a real one.

Went to see my consultant yesterday for my six monthly check-up.

He didn't seem to understand when I called him Mr Havard.

[Lee]

I want your myspace addy eggy and I wants it now.

Ooo I say, I love your new pic. You look even younger on it, not that you didn't look young before.

http://www.myspace.com/leeseaman

Cunningly, only friends can see it. This helps to create a bigger friends list and gives the impression I'm more popular than I actually am.

[Ant]

I'm Anthony. From Edinburgh.

Oh, I broke one of my fingers two days ago. At the moment, it looks like Barney.

That should do it.

[Nick Harvey]

Cunningly, only friends can see it.

That would involve a "Nick Harvey" myspace account which is too much trouble.

Wouldn't the Jamez or James Martin accounts do?

[Rob Del Monte]

My name is Rob, I'm in my last year of compulsory education, I'd say my political allegiance would be centrist, and If i leaned any direction, then I'd say I leaned tot he left.

Erm, I like to just think to myself “I’m going to bicycle to location x!”, and just doing it! You see, I’m not of driving age yet, so I cannot drive anywhere—yet. Anyway, bicycling is better for my health, and it is fun! I get a good buzz, when I get to the place that I imagined that I’d get to.

Other things that I like to do, when I am outside is:

• meeting friends;
• going to ‘town’—it is technically a city though, lol (!); and
• just being outside.

I like to go on the computer. On the computer, I use it for computer games, the Internet and work. When I'm on the Internet, I use it for the world-wide web, instant messaging, I.R.C., message boards & forums and social networking.

I was born in a hospital in S. England.

After I was born, I don’t really remember being a baby, however, I remember breaking my arm, when I was two (?), and I remember when I *think* I was eighteen months old, I fell down the stairs. On the way back from the hospital, there was a petrol. station with a logo of about three–four stripes, and I remember thinking that it resembled the plaster-stiches that had been used on the cut that I had.

Woah! Then I was a toddler! The three-year haven where everything is there for all good and simple. Cows ‘moo’, sheep ‘baa’, and everything is rosey—oh, and five is a big number.

Then your spirit is crushed when you are pushed into ‘big school’—an evil place where adults roar at you to do pointless things, like counting big numbers together, and then magic-ing them away again! Why isn’t life like they led us to believe before? I remember feeling great fear, with the knowledge that maths. would get only much harder, as I progressed through the system.

Sorry if this is a bit long, I copied some it from my profile off of another web site,a nd I have also slimmed-it-down a bit now, from what is on the other site.

OH, and, take a look at my 'MyS[pace' profile!

[Gavin Scott]

I want your myspace addy eggy and I wants it now.

Ooo I say, I love your new pic. You look even younger on it, not that you didn't look young before.

http://www.myspace.com/leeseaman

Cunningly, only friends can see it. This helps to create a bigger friends list and gives the impression I'm more popular than I actually am.

I have duly added you as a friend Lee. You will make number 2 on my list. The other is one of the girls from Cycle 6 of America's Next Top Model.

But that's another story.

[Alarsne53]

My name is Rob, I'm in my last year of compulsory education, I'd say my political allegiance would be centrist, and If i leaned any direction, then I'd say I leaned tot he left.

Erm, I like to just think to myself “I’m going to bicycle to location x!”, and just doing it! You see, I’m not of driving age yet, so I cannot drive anywhere—yet. Anyway, bicycling is better for my health, and it is fun! I get a good buzz, when I get to the place that I imagined that I’d get to.

Other things that I like to do, when I am outside is:

• meeting friends;
• going to ‘town’—it is technically a city though, lol (!); and
• just being outside.

I like to go on the computer. On the computer, I use it for computer games, the Internet and work. When I'm on the Internet, I use it for the world-wide web, instant messaging, I.R.C., message boards & forums and social networking.

I was born in a hospital in S. England.

After I was born, I don’t really remember being a baby, however, I remember breaking my arm, when I was two (?). My cousins could ride bicycles, and I got jealous, and thought “I can do that!”, but I couldn't, and as soon as I mounted, I tipped off, and fell, lol! When I asked Mum how old I was when I did that, I was supprised that I was only two.

Actually, I have an even earlier memory, I *think* I was eighteen months old, and I fell down the stairs. On the way back from the hospital, there was a petrol. station with a logo of about three–four stripes, and I remember thinking that it resembled the plaster-stiches that had been used on the cut that I had.

Woah! Then I was a toddler! The three-year haven where everything is there for all good and simple. Cows ‘moo’, sheep ‘baa’, and everything is rosey—oh, and five is a big number.

Then your spirit is crushed when you are pushed into ‘big school’—an evil place where adults roar at you to do pointless things, like counting big numbers together, and then magic-ing them away again! Why isn’t life like they led us to believe before? I remember feeling great fear, with the knowledge that maths. would get only much harder, as I progressed through the system.

It was about when I was nine, when I got my first job. I had an extra part in ‘The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickelby’, and I was a skinny orphan. Oh, I got other films, still only as an extra:

• ‘The Cambridge Spies’—though I was covered up from view of the camera, so I wasn’t ‘in’ it; and

• ‘The Deal’—a programme that alleges that Primeminister Tony Blair made a deal with his deputy, that he would stand down after his first term, and let his Deputy take over the party.

I then went to secondary school.

Sorry if this is a bit long, I copied it from my profile off of another web site.

The OP asked specifically not to post a fucking autobiography.

[Lee]

Cunningly, only friends can see it.

That would involve a "Nick Harvey" myspace account which is too much trouble.

Wouldn't the Jamez or James Martin accounts do?

If it means my profile is filled with comments from both accounts accusing each other of being one another, along with the odd sexist, racist and homophobic insult, yes that'll be fine. At least there'll be some activity on the profile!

I have duly added you as a friend Lee. You will make number 2 on my list. The other is one of the girls from Cycle 6 of America's Next Top Model.

But that's another story.

Promptly accepted. Already you've made my year.

[Gluben]

I'm Glenn, I'm a student at the university of Kent, I'm 19 in fifteen days time, and I'm not particularly interesting. See for yourself at http://www.myspace.com/greuben or look my name up on Facebook. Maybe Hi5 as well, or Bebo or some other pointless social networking website.

[Gavin Scott]

I have duly added you as a friend Lee. You will make number 2 on my list. The other is one of the girls from Cycle 6 of America's Next Top Model.

But that's another story.

Promptly accepted. Already you've made my year.

That's a lovely thing to hear. As you can see I have nothing whatsoever on my profile. I'm a myspace newbie. Never does to go to a party too early.

[rob]

22 year old man, likes darts, football, computers, hates spoilt people and twats who think they know everyone. Like listening to Meatloaf, Eagles and Beatles, hate Girls Aloud (because of the music only I must stress)