Have you ever seen a McDonald's lorry?
How do they get their ingredients to the restaurants, 'cos I ain't never seen one.
Its been bugging me for ages, its driving me mad; I can't get to sleep at night.
Even the McDo employee I asked doesn't know.
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Lorns
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Don't say that. I'm looking forward to a sausage and egg Mcmuffin in the morning. It's my weekend treat, breakfast in bed with the papers.Brad wrote:They don't. It's pumped directly from their sewers back to the kitchen.Jovis wrote: How do they get their ingredients to the restaurants
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Nick Harvey
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I seem to have seen many thousands of their lorries as well.
Especially when you visit one of their establishments. The bloody lorry's usually parked right across the entrance to the drive-thru and you have to parp your horn loudly and get positively abusive with the driver to make him move out of your way.
That's when he usually parks up elsewhere, goes inside and (allegedly) masturbates into your burger.
Especially when you visit one of their establishments. The bloody lorry's usually parked right across the entrance to the drive-thru and you have to parp your horn loudly and get positively abusive with the driver to make him move out of your way.
That's when he usually parks up elsewhere, goes inside and (allegedly) masturbates into your burger.
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Are you sure Mr Thomas Thomas hasn't been guiding you to the Goods Inward bit of McDonalds?Nick Harvey wrote:The bloody lorry's usually parked right across the entrance to the drive-thru and you have to parp your horn loudly and get positively abusive with the driver to make him move out of your way.
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It'd be the only way you'd get something verging on a natural product from McDonalds.Nick Harvey wrote:That's when he usually parks up elsewhere, goes inside and (allegedly) masturbates into your burger.
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Watching a bit of "I'm a Celebrity" last night showed that awful Scott person insisting that the first food he wanted out of the jungle was a McDonalds.
Even he must have felt like a twat taking a bit out of a burger when he could have had virtually anything he desired from the restaurant.
It looked dreadful, and even he admitted he wasn't enjoying it.
Pratt.
Even he must have felt like a twat taking a bit out of a burger when he could have had virtually anything he desired from the restaurant.
It looked dreadful, and even he admitted he wasn't enjoying it.
Pratt.