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Thanks St.Nick. You've been sending business my way. I feel quite blessed.

I have had a Father Paul come get his haircut today, a minister from the Baptist church in and also a Bishop from the Apostolic church; is that how you say it? I wanna call the Apostol one epilectic. I reckon they're a made up pretend religion. AND they all said i was an Angel.

Just one thing though Mr. NIck.. I don't fancy booking in for a wing fitting anytime soon ok.
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Seeing as you think it is made up, are not having anything to do with Christmas? as it is a Christian Holiday for the birth of Jesus Christ, so why should people who can not care less about God want to join in with the running up to the day of his birth?
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I think anyone who shouts "JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!" when they burn their hand on the baking tray must be allowed to celebrate it.
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What by using his name as a swear word? :roll:

grow up.
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But people still celebrate his story, especially with Nativity plays and carol services. It's just a given thing. And I don't think Christians would mind other people celebrating the birth of Jesus, but welcome it. It encourages time spent with family, gift-giving, generosity, sappiness, cynicism and more - what's not to like?!
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DJDave wrote:Seeing as you think it is made up, are not having anything to do with Christmas? as it is a Christian Holiday for the birth of Jesus Christ, so why should people who can not care less about God want to join in with the running up to the day of his birth?
Why do I also get the feeling you're the type that whinges about the PC brigade trying to steal christmas?
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DJDave wrote:Seeing as you think it is made up, are not having anything to do with Christmas? as it is a Christian Holiday for the birth of Jesus Christ, so why should people who can not care less about God want to join in with the running up to the day of his birth?
I meant the Apostolic thingymajiggys being made up. Who are they? What are they?
I can go along with C of E, Catholics, Islam, Buddhism. I actually quite like some of the Buddhist teachings myself.

If it wasn't for Santa i wouldn't give a fuck about Xmas. Santa is the real deal. I've met him so neh!
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I still say that Santa is really a 2000-year old Jesus in disguise.
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Santa is St. Nick silly aka Mr. Nick aka god. Get with it man :)
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But then who is Jesus?!? And as for the Holy Ghost, I have no idea!
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I dunno but i'm an Angel yes an ANGEL! Woooo! I heard it direct from the god squad. Straight from the preachers mouth.
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