how rude of you. I bet you didn't even news 24 asking them to ask him if he'd had a nice holidaymiss hellfire wrote:He was slightly overweight but surprisingly i didn't take much notice of his hair.
Is there anybody out there?
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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I really have had my head in the clouds just recently.
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So according to that Mr X files Pope geezer today, Britain is wide open to aliens. Aliens are out there and have been doing a reconnaisence on planet Earth.
Think i'm gonna have nightmares tonight!
How long now do ya reckon before people start coming forward with Alien abduction stories again?
oh and i can read your minds.... That's just wishful thinking, like aliens would want to abduct me.
Think i'm gonna have nightmares tonight!
How long now do ya reckon before people start coming forward with Alien abduction stories again?
oh and i can read your minds.... That's just wishful thinking, like aliens would want to abduct me.
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I was out for a drunken walk in a suburban field next to a motorway the other night, and in the darkness I saw some strange creatures, sort of like a hunched over person but with two heads and two torsos.
Then I passed out.
When I came to I was covered in a sticky substance. Any ideas?
Then I passed out.
When I came to I was covered in a sticky substance. Any ideas?
Knight knight
Probably Ison doing "extreme cottaging" againSput wrote:I was out for a drunken walk in a suburban field next to a motorway the other night, and in the darkness I saw some strange creatures, sort of like a hunched over person but with two heads and two torsos.
Then I passed out.
When I came to I was covered in a sticky substance. Any ideas?
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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This thread is taking a disturbing twist. I haven't had dreams about George Michael since 1980 something.
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With a megaphone in your hand, perchance?Sput wrote:I was out for a drunken walk in a suburban field next to a motorway the other night.
no that's in storage in the Dundee Uni libraryNick Harvey wrote:With a megaphone in your hand, perchance?Sput wrote:I was out for a drunken walk in a suburban field next to a motorway the other night.
"He has to be larger than bacon"