Is Metropol stoned?

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Everyone is really mellow, happy and lovey dovey!

What's wrong, are you all trying to lure new tvfers into a false sense of security or have you all been on the happy baccy. Except Hyma he's poorly and vulnerable right now. You feeling better yet Pete?
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NO

I'm still poorly and still haven't been to tesco.

oh and I'm still grumpy - of course
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In which case. order a curry, pizza or chinky and then shop online at Tesco instead. This time tomorrow your cupbords could be full of tesco finest produce.

Oh did i mention night nurse if you're feeling poorly. It sends you off into a lovely deep sleep, and you feel tons better in the morning. Be careful though it's addictive stuff. I'm main- lining it these days Maan! :shock:
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I'm poorly too! Been in bed for the last 2 days. It's shit! I'm nearly out of food and relying on cup-a-soup imitation
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Sput wrote:I'm poorly too! Been in bed for the last 2 days. It's shit! I'm nearly out of food and relying on cup-a-soup imitation
I've had a sore head for a few days. It's going around, I tell you.
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Antz wrote:I've had a sore head for a few days.
Wouldn't that comment be more suitable in Mr Martin's latest thread?
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I think there has been a bug going round. I was woken with stomach pain about 4am on Monday, and had an upset tummy til Tuesday. A couple of my colleagues complained of the same thing.

But it passed and I feel fine.
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Thank goodness this affliction seems to be mainly north of the border, with just the odd Lincolnshire connection.

You keep it uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup north, you sickly bunch; we don't want it anywhere down here!
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You feeble southerners couldn't handle our manly northern infections!
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Sput wrote:You feeble southerners couldn't handle our manly northern infections!
Or your weather! It's fooking freezing and monsoonish ooop North!
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Sput wrote:You feeble southerners couldn't handle our manly northern infections!
You can just see the holiday posters, can't you?

"Come to Cleethorpes for a manly northern infection".
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