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tvmercia
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we start with an appeal to find father of the forum nick harvey who hasn't posted in a while. if anyone knows of his where abouts, or last sightings of, please give me a tinkle

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Gluben
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He's scared of me. Of course...

Actually no, that's a lie.
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cdd
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I think he answers to the name "God" actually!

I spoke to him only five minutes ago... through the power of prayer.
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Dr Lobster*
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Nick hasn't posted in tvf since the 22nd and here since 23rd of september... did he go on holiday?
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Gluben
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God doesn't take holidays. Unless Jim Carrey interferes.
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Don't forget it's nearly Christmas and St. Nick will be inundated with Christmas prezzie lists. The poor lamb, he's probably working Santas little helpers arses off and chatting with Rudolph about the route to take while distributing gifts to the little children. Hopefully they'll have Sat Nav this year, and won't miss me on their route.
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miss hellfire wrote:Don't forget it's nearly Christmas and St. Nick will be inundated with Christmas prezzie lists. The poor lamb, he's probably working Santas little helpers arses off and chatting with Rudolph about the route to take while distributing gifts to the little children. Hopefully they'll have Sat Nav this year, and won't miss me on their route.
So is God now the same person as Father Christmas?

Both are equally as believeable I suppose.
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Mr.Nick will always be Santa to me. You lot can worship god all year round if you want. I on the other hand only become a believer of false idols at Xmas time.

Dear Santa.

I have been a good girl this year i would really like a .......

The list is between Me 'n' Santa only.
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Gluben
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I had this theory that Jesus was Santa. They both have beards supposedly, both bring gifts, and they almost share the same surname. I thought Jesus just got a new wardrobe and let himself go a bit...
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Sput
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Ah! Last sighting of Nick can be updated to the last day of september, as his ramblings are up to date for this month! perhaps he got bored of us
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Nick Harvey
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I'm touched by the concern. Thank you, kind people.

Next time, I'll do a leaving thread, then you'll KNOW that I'll be back!
Dr Lobster* wrote:did he go on holiday?
Correct! Well spotted, sir.
Sput wrote:Last sighting of Nick can be updated to the last day of september, as his ramblings are up to date for this month!
Incorrect! The wonders of automation. Sadly, though, including the automation of a reference to a "cracking" programme still being on the radio. Why do things always change after you've pre-recorded them?
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