Collective Noun for Garden Sheds?

Nick Harvey · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 15.31

Thought I'd throw this one out to see if I get any good suggestions.

I need a collective noun, preferably humorous, for a large group of garden sheds.

No prizes for the winner, beyond a possible mention in Tuesday's Comment.

Any offers?

Pete · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 15.44

panel

Sput · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 16.37

Here are three suggestions...
Fladget
Lisp Henry
Kennifer

Nick Harvey · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 16.48

nodnirG kraM wrote:ALLOTment

You're WAAAAAAAAAAAY ahead of me with that one, Mr Garden.

You'll have to wait till Tuesday to find out.

Lorns · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 17.04

Not sure if this counts...

A SHED LOAD of heaven ( if you're a bloke) or hell ( if you're a shed widow).
What is it about men and sheds. My mates hubby was well upset when Mr. Hellfire outshedded him.

Nick Harvey · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 17.24

Thank you, but...............

Comment wrote:I think I'll ignore a "shed load" of sheds, from a Miss H of Kent. I gather she comes from so far down in the bottom, right-hand corner of the county that I think her disability is that her first language must be French.

Lorns · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 17.33

Should that not be Country unless of course you're in my County.

Just re-read and forget what i said. silly me i should read things proper. my disability is easy access to cheap plonk from across the Channel.

Mon ami. Tchin! Tchin!

Lorns · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 18.50

I've just realised...! I've been immortalised in comment.

Or is that just a ploy to make me read comment on the first of the month?

Nick Harvey · Sat 29 Jul, 2006 19.05

Yes and yes!

You and one or two others!

Nick Harvey · Sun 30 Jul, 2006 14.06

This is the latest version.

Many thanks for the contributions

Comment wrote:I've put out various enquiries amongst the more intelligent members of the wordy world. So far, the best suggestions include a "panel" of sheds from a Mr H of The Borders; an "estate" of sheds from a Mrs B of Cornwall; and even, rather appropriately, an "allotment" of sheds from a Mr G of Sussex.

I think I'll ignore a "shed load" of sheds, from a Miss H of Kent. I gather she comes from so far down in the bottom, right-hand corner of that county that I think her disability is that her first language must be French.

You'll have to wait till Tuesday to read the remainder and see the context.

Nick Harvey · Tue 01 Aug, 2006 11.09

I wonder, would it be thought rude if I were to bring this thread back to the top for a little while?