Bernard Matthews...

iSon · Thu 15 Jun, 2006 11.22

Dead or alive?

DAS · Thu 15 Jun, 2006 11.49

In between. More exciting that way

Jenny · Thu 15 Jun, 2006 14.11

Hmmm... oddly Wikipedia doesn't really address this issue, but as far as I know, he's still alive.

iSon · Thu 15 Jun, 2006 15.20

Jenny wrote:Hmmm... oddly Wikipedia doesn't really address this issue, but as far as I know, he's still alive.

That was an issue also last night when someone placed a seed of doubt into my mind by saying that Bernard Matthews was dead. It's an issue very close to my heart.

nidave · Thu 15 Jun, 2006 16.09

Isonstine wrote: It's an issue very close to my heart.

Is it covered in golden breadcrumbs?

Bootiful!

Square Eyes · Thu 15 Jun, 2006 21.30

The Bernard Matthews story began back in 1950 with one man, 20 turkey eggs and a second hand incubator.

The rest is history.

marksi · Thu 15 Jun, 2006 22.42

Exactly when Dave said "Bootiful" it started to flash in big letters on the screens in the QI studio.

Jamez · Thu 15 Jun, 2006 22.42

And they're Norfolk And Good.

James Martin · Fri 16 Jun, 2006 08.39

Isonstine wrote:Dead or alive?

You spin me right round baby, right round like a record.

marksi · Fri 16 Jun, 2006 13.20

(though if you're at work you should probably not look at the above site until you're at home...)

DAS · Fri 16 Jun, 2006 13.27

nodnirG kraM wrote:
James Martin wrote:
Isonstine wrote:Dead or alive?
You spin me right round baby, right round like a record.
Wow - OMG you'd love this site then:

http://www.wowomg.com

I clicked on that link, minimised it to have a look at after the other windows, and ended up apparently sitting through 860 spins. I would like to point out this was not intentional.