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[lukey]

Yarrr mateys - can I play with you?

[Jamez]

Oh God, another retard.

[Gavin Scott]

Would you like a nice game of chess?

[Nick Harvey]

Oh God, another retard.

You called?

Yep, and with nineteen seventies, NHS, glasses; and acne as well.

[Gavin Scott]

Heavens to murgitroyd, you two are awfully quick to judge.

Its a particular pleasure to see a new signup be a real person. That last 100 or so are autogenerated pests that I need to remove.

And if we're going to talk about member's skin quality I'll have to insist that James uses a less bleached avatar, as his current one would flatter Simon Weston.

Ahem.

[Nick Harvey]

Heavens to murgitroyd, you two are awfully quick to judge.

But you only insisted I join because of my incredible sense of humour, did you not?

When you've spent over £600 on your varifocals and twenty years growing a beard to cover your skin disorders, you're allowed to judge!

In any case, can somebody translate "Yarr" into English, for the benefit of the BNP voters amongst us?

[lukey]

I'll just quietly step out...

[Nick Harvey]

I'll just quietly step out...

Cluck, cluck, cluck, chicken!

If you can stand the first three days critisism, you're made quite welcome.

Don't wimp out on us so early, we need a new target.

It was YOU who wanted to play, after all.

[Jamez]

Oh God, another retard.

You called?

Yep, and with nineteen seventies, NHS, glasses; and acne as well.

I thought it, and you typed it! Naughty Nick!

[Jamez]

And if we're going to talk about member's skin quality I'll have to insist that James uses a less bleached avatar, as his current one would flatter Simon Weston.

Ahem.

Says the man who's had the same avatar for several years. Time for a change, methinks.

[Nick Harvey]

I thought it, and you typed it! Naughty Nick!

I'm told I invented WYSIWYG long before anyone thought up a name for it.

I tell it like I see it and I'll not change till I go in my box.

Nine out of ten cat owners say they prefer me that way, though.