I'm feeling very neglected..

Do you love me?

Don't be daft, you're a girl
5
17%
Yes, you're just the bestest, i'll love you forever
12
40%
No i hate you, you stoopid woman
13
43%
 
Total votes: 30
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Nick Harvey wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:Who's Lynne Truss?
The author(ess) of a FINE work, by the title of Eats, Shoots and Leaves
Is it about Pandas? They eat shoots and leaves or is it roots and leaves?
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no, it's about punctuation, and is fab.
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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Hymagumba wrote:no, it's about punctuation, and is fab.
I better get this book then. I could probably learn a thing or two or three or four from it.
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Sput wrote:You're wrong, cdd! Have you not heard the other well known saying?
"A video is worth 6-and-a-half thousand words, regardless of length or frame rate".
Honestly, it's a rookie error!
Ah, but did you know that the phrase "a picture is worth a thousand words", whilst sounding like some ancient aphorism, was actually coined in the 1920s by a man trying to sell advertising space on trams?
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On tramps you say? I didn't think the tax man would go in for prostitute-based earnings!
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miss hellfire wrote:And unloved. My ego needs massaging and for some reason i'm drawn to metropol for a little bit of love.

You'll either make me feel better or a whole lot worse.

ill do a stripshow for u on my webcam on msn if you like? ;)
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miss hellfire wrote:You'll either make me feel better or a whole lot worse
Jamez wrote:ill do a stripshow for u on my webcam on msn if you like
Why does the second of Lorna's options come to mind, here, I have to wonder to myself?
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Cheeky git.

I'm going to get you barred from the Harp.
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Jamez wrote:I'm going to get you barred from the Harp.
Yeh, Steve mentioned the guy who used to be on Radio Pembrokeshire had been in the other weekend.

A meal, wasn't it?

Good, I trust?

Take it I ought not to mention the lady, for fear of upsetting the hetrophobics!
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I'm more famous than RP.

Stage names provide immense annymousity! ;)
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Is that right, Mr. De Havilland?
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