New Computer

[Chris]

You jealous cuz my female staff are cute, eh? They're a joy to employ too, that's why you're all jealous, and accuse me of running a fake company, which at least is more than you guys do!

But seriously, what company posts provocative images of their 'staff' on their site? In my opinion, it's unprofessional at the very least.

[Tidus]

They're not provocative in the least, i asked them to submit a picture for the site, their favourite ones, and they did.

If i get any *official* complaints, then i'll remove them

[Tidus]

The company already had female members when i took over too, the owners two daughters included

[Sput]

Yoda now you talk like, mmm?

[Tidus]

What, moron? You don't make sense fo' sho, homie!

[Sput]

Can I have the internet on a floppy please?

[Nick Harvey]

What, moron? You don't make sense fo' sho, homie!

Is that some kind of strange Chinese phrase that only your so-called employees might understand?

Might I suggest, Corin, that you try English if you intend to get on here in your latest personna?

Just in case you'd forgoten, we don't do Flemish, we don't do Chinese, we don't do txt-spk and we don't do Florida.

[James H]

I'd argue that it was on that f-ing seventh day - you see what happens when you let your guard down?

[Nick Harvey]

see what happens when you let your guard down?

I was resting!

I WAS RESTING!

[Sput]

Can I have the internet on a floppy please?

Fine, but can I have it back this time?

Don't be daft! You have to use something called PK ZIP to zip the internet into a pumpkin size so it can be sliced up and all fit on one floppy disk.

[Gavin Scott]

Well, I started to rebuild my pc from the frame up, and then I lost interest so will have to finish it tonight.

Although the motherboard fits where it should go, I noticed that the AGP and other slots don't seem to line up very well with the cutouts on the back of the frame. Is this normal? How would I resolve this (short of cutting the back panel somewhat)?