How extensive is your pornography collection?

Sput · Sun 09 Apr, 2006 18.53

But I'm a happy man!

nidave · Sun 09 Apr, 2006 18.57

Sput wrote:But I'm a happy man!

You been at the Norwich union website again???

Sput · Sun 09 Apr, 2006 19.05

No - and there's a little device I employ to differentiate me between me and the man in that advert. I am happy whilst he is twatty

nidave · Sun 09 Apr, 2006 23.13

Sput wrote:No - and there's a little device I employ to differentiate me between me and the man in that advert. I am happy whilst he is twatty

We have only got your word for that.. how often do you have orgasms in your bedroom?

Are you forever knocking over your grans prescious figeroons?

Have you ever fallen off your chair??

Have you ever goten a quote for insurance having only ever mentioned the colour of the car?

If you can answer yes to any of the above I think you are infact the man in the advert!

antony · Mon 10 Apr, 2006 05.53

DJGM wrote:With regards to concealing porn (or anything else your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse would not approve of) on your PC, might I recommend a handy little program...

And I would like to recommend not to share your computer with your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse... at least don't use Firefox if you decide to share the computer. The Register has a story.