How extensive is your pornography collection?

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all new Phil
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In a bid to lower the tone even further round here, I'd like to know just how much pornography everyone here owns.

I'm particularly interested in comedy names for pornography, and also inventive ways of hiding your collection.

Do you sub-categorise your pornography folders on your computer?

Have you taken part in the filming of pornography yourself?

These questions and MORE are waiting to be answered. The public would like to know.
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Sput
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17 GB of Granny Porn
10 GB of midget porn
3 GB of Granny-on-Midget porn.

18 Gigs of jamez porn that I made myself by filming him in the shower (it's shaped like a parsnip you know)
243 MB of Gavin's porn that he kept sending me before the restraining order
2KB of Johnnyboy porn - he's decidedly underwhelming I can tell you!
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Pete
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Sput wrote:2KB of Johnnyboy porn - he's decidedly underwhelming I can tell you!
did it come through a fax machine
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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Sput
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The resolution was too poor to see anything. Only 10,000 dpi.
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DJGM
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With regards to concealing porn (or anything else your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse would not approve of) on your PC,
might I recommend a handy little program called Dekart Private Disk. With this program, you can create password
protected encrypted disk images. The disk image appears as "yourchosenfilename.dpd", and when opened, after
entering your specified password, it appears in Windows Explorer as though it's another HDD or partition.
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Dr Lobster*
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or if you don't fancy paying, give truecrypt a go (http://www.truecrypt.org/) which is opensource so you know there no hidden back doors.

in fact, what's good about this product is the hidden volume feature and the fact that truecrypt storages can't be identified from random data. i use this utility to protect sensitive documents on my memory stick (just in case i loose it) and i've never had any corruption or data loss (even by tearing the usb drive out of the port without first unmouting it)
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Sput
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You know, Lobster, before I realised you're Satan and/or a vampire, I never gave it a second thought when you talked about "Decrypting" something.

Now I wonder if it doesn't mean something altogether more sinister!
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Jamez
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Sput wrote: 18 Gigs of jamez porn that I made myself by filming him in the shower
There are videos of me in the shower. A couple of years ago I was in the downstairs bathroom at my Uni house, when my housemate kicks the bathroom door open while holding a video camera.

My reaction is "priceless" apparently, although I've never seen the video. I'm sure I could obtain it if I really wanted to, though.

I know at least 2 videos of me are on Google video, without my permission of course! :roll:
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Jamez wrote:
I know at least 2 videos of me are on Google video, without my permission of course! :roll:
Well, i've found one

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 3598908787
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Jamez
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(Jamez is accurately played by an actor)
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Jamez wrote:(Jamez is accurately played by an actor)
I think that actor might have been a bit better looking.

No offence, mind.
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