James Martin

Jamez · Mon 20 Mar, 2006 22.46

James Martin has been on my MSN list for a couple of months now, and every day he has a new screen-name, usually something about how shit his life is.

Tonight, James is at a traffic light party and according to his MSN name earlier today, he was debating whether to take an orange or green glow stick.

(NB. Traffic light parties are where you take either a red (in relationship), orange (open relationship but looking) or green (single and looking).

JM is currently logged in as away, and his username says:

James - WARNING: Law of sod may prevail.

Just what can we do to spice up Mr Martins lovelife? The boy needs a girlfriend, and fast! I'm quite good at analysing people in person, and I would love to see JM on the pull, just to see where the young chap goes wrong.

So, let us debate in true Metropol style, why JM hasn't got a girlfriend, and what we can do to at least get him laid.

Opinions and suggestions...

DAS · Mon 20 Mar, 2006 22.55

I believe the opening line "Hi, I'm James Martin from Source FM, just the way you like it across Coventry University" doesn't work as well as expected.

Jamez · Mon 20 Mar, 2006 23.01

"just the way you like it" - Oh really?

Has Source actually carried out any market research to see if their output is to everyones liking?

Dr Lobster* · Mon 20 Mar, 2006 23.02

perhaps he should grow long hair and walk around in shades from ebay.

your faceparty and myspace profile indicate you don't have a girlfriend either... perhaps you should be asking yourself many of the same questions?

Sput · Mon 20 Mar, 2006 23.08

Interesting to note that whilst he's out at a party you're starting a thread on the internet about him, Jamez.

Si-Co · Tue 21 Mar, 2006 00.04

If it helps him get laid, I'm sure he won't complain!

Been a while for me too, but then again I'm choosy!

all new Phil · Tue 21 Mar, 2006 00.13

Si-Co wrote:Been a while for me too, but then again I'm choosy!

You're choosy? Isn't that the excuse people give you?

Si-Co · Tue 21 Mar, 2006 00.19

all new Phil wrote:
Si-Co wrote:Been a while for me too, but then again I'm choosy!
You're choosy? Isn't that the excuse people give you?

No - they normally just take the drink, take the fags, then fuck off.

iSon · Tue 21 Mar, 2006 00.35

Jamez wrote:James Martin has been on my MSN list for a couple of months now, and every day he has a new screen-name, usually something about how shit his life is.

Tonight, James is at a traffic light party and according to his MSN name earlier today, he was debating whether to take an orange or green glow stick.

(NB. Traffic light parties are where you take either a red (in relationship), orange (open relationship but looking) or green (single and looking).

JM is currently logged in as away, and his username says:

James - WARNING: Law of sod may prevail.

Just what can we do to spice up Mr Martins lovelife? The boy needs a girlfriend, and fast! I'm quite good at analysing people in person, and I would love to see JM on the pull, just to see where the young chap goes wrong.

So, let us debate in true Metropol style, why JM hasn't got a girlfriend, and what we can do to at least get him laid.

Opinions and suggestions...

Perhaps we should debate in "true Metropol style" as to why:
a) you can't keep a girl
b) you're obsessed with other members sexual realtions

The phrase "pick on someone your own size" comes to mind.

But then what do I know? I'm just a creepy queer...

Jamez · Tue 21 Mar, 2006 00.41

Can't keep a girl?

As opposed to never having a girl and then turning to homosexuality as an excuse for being such a numpty?

rts · Tue 21 Mar, 2006 00.42

Jamez wrote:Can't keep a girl?

As opposed to never having a girl and then turning to homosexuality as an excuse for being such a numpty?

Is that an autobiographic comment Jamez, or an observation of someone else?