My willy hurts...

Jamez · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 18.53

Square Eyes wrote:
Jamez wrote:I do not have any infections!!

I'm not a slag, godammit! I have regular checks at the local GUM clinic, and I'm free of any infections.

I think some mouths on this website should shut up when it comes to throwing accusations about sexually-transmitted infections and diseases, because it's not a joke.
Yes, but this could all have been avoided had you not started a topic about your willy.

T'was a joke, my dears.

James H · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 18.54

http://www.metropol247.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3054

Jamez wrote:Look, Mr I've-got-herpes-round-my-gob, I'm not here to arse-lick everyone and make friends. I'm here to express my opinions.

although he is talking about Cheese Head so it might make him exempt from hatred

Ant · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 18.57

I can't see many new members joining Metropol after seeing the title of this thread...

Dr Lobster* · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 19.00

Jamez wrote:I think some mouths on this website should shut up when it comes to throwing accusations about sexually-transmitted infections and diseases, because it's not a joke.

your hyopcrisy is once again astonishing.

some people might say that using somebody elses full name to accuse them of being a paedophile is 'not a joke', but then again it's always different when it's against you.

hyperventilation syndrome, hiatus hernia and now herpes... i think we can all take some comfort in the fact that jamez trout will probably never have the ability to reproduce.

Jamez wrote:T'was a joke, my dears.

oh how amusing. your repertoire must have doubled in size since christmas.

Gavin Scott · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 19.25

Jamez wrote:I do not have any infections!!

I'm not a slag, godammit! I have regular checks at the local GUM clinic, and I'm free of any infections.

I think some mouths on this website should shut up when it comes to throwing accusations about sexually-transmitted infections and diseases, because it's not a joke.

Having infections of any nature is nothing to be ashamed of. I think you are being hypersensitive to what could be considered *expected* replies to your topic title.

Incidentally, I don't see why the "mouths on this website" should be expected to change their tack depending on who the originating poster is.

That would just be silly.

Sput · Tue 14 Mar, 2006 00.51

I'm just flabbergasted that he didn't deny incest.

Bean Spiller · Tue 14 Mar, 2006 03.06

How about posting a picture of your old chap to see if we can spot any problems with it, dear.

Sput · Tue 14 Mar, 2006 15.35

Yeh right! Like Jamez would ever post a picture of a penis on metropol!

all new Phil · Tue 14 Mar, 2006 15.47

Just like he'd *NEVER* send a picture of it to someone on MSN...

Eh James?

Jamez · Tue 14 Mar, 2006 18.45

You're lying, Philip.

Gavin Scott · Tue 14 Mar, 2006 19.05

There was a very attractive person on the forum some years ago who sent me all kinds of images (and video) of himself. In the end I had to stop engaging in conversation, as I had a fear that I would somehow be 'exposed' for my part in the matter. I think he still visits TVF.

I rather regret my decision now, as he really was a lovely lad and I think of him often.

Hey ho.