My willy hurts...

Sput · Sun 12 Mar, 2006 23.10

Sounds like some sort of fungal infection.

martindtanderson · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 01.36

Could be thrush, or friction, try your local Sexual Health Clinic, just to be sure a urine test and a swab and you'll have your answer.

Square Eyes · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 08.24

martindtanderson wrote:Could be thrush, or friction, try your local Sexual Health Clinic, just to be sure a urine test and a swab and you'll have your answer.

That sounds like a guy with considerable experience in this matter. Tell them mdta sent you.

Gavin Scott · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 12.41

It could be a number of things, James. You certainly shouldn't be asking for medical opinions on the internet though - as you may be given poor advice.

Go to a GUM/Sexual health clinic. Many have drop-in days, but you might find the queue alarmingly large. Make an appointment and actually stick to it.

All kinds of bacterial, fungal and viral infections are passed easily through unprotected sex. If this is the case, you must be mindful that whatever you are suffering from is likely to be passed down a chain of partners.

No more slagging around until you have this cleared up.

Capishe?

Jamez · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 13.43

*ahem* I know why it hurts!

I had a row with my sister and she kicked me in my nether region when I called her a "cock-sucking slag". :roll:

martindtanderson · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 14.12

Square Eyes wrote:
martindtanderson wrote:Could be thrush, or friction, try your local Sexual Health Clinic, just to be sure a urine test and a swab and you'll have your answer.
That sounds like a guy with considerable experience in this matter. Tell them mdta sent you.

Good Boys get the all clear before playing about!

Dr Lobster* · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 14.24

Jamez wrote:*ahem* I know why it hurts!

I had a row with my sister and she kicked me in my nether region when I called her a "cock-sucking slag". :roll:

for most people getting kicked in the gential area is a rare occurance. surely this event would have been the first thing any normal person would consider as the cause of discomfort in this part of their body?

don't be shy, there is nothing wrong with being ridden with venereal disease - some people on faceparty find it quite attactive.

Gavin Scott · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 14.25

Jamez wrote:What caues willy ache?

Jamez wrote:*ahem* I know why it hurts!

I had a row with my sister and she kicked me in my nether region when I called her a "cock-sucking slag". :roll:

Highly dubious.

I reckon you have the clap and are too embarrassed to admit it.

Sput · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 18.06

Jamez wrote:*ahem* I know why it hurts!

I had a row with my sister and she kicked me in my nether region when I called her a "cock-sucking slag". :roll:

Oh right so you caught whatever infection it is when she sucked your cock?

Mystery solved.

Jamez · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 18.43

I do not have any infections!!

I'm not a slag, godammit! I have regular checks at the local GUM clinic, and I'm free of any infections.

I think some mouths on this website should shut up when it comes to throwing accusations about sexually-transmitted infections and diseases, because it's not a joke.

Square Eyes · Mon 13 Mar, 2006 18.50

Jamez wrote:I do not have any infections!!

I'm not a slag, godammit! I have regular checks at the local GUM clinic, and I'm free of any infections.

I think some mouths on this website should shut up when it comes to throwing accusations about sexually-transmitted infections and diseases, because it's not a joke.

Yes, but this could all have been avoided had you not started a topic about your willy.