My willy hurts...

Jamez
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Well it does!!!! :cry:
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Sounds like you've finally hit puberty!
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*whips out cotton bud*
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Jamez
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What caues willy ache? :(
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Sheep shagging.
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Jamez
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rts wrote:Sheep shagging.
No, shagging your mother.

She's got a hairy asian muff. Sir Rod's Mums Muff.
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That's odd. Mother's Polish. But we all know how the European's like it there.

And that's Lady to you.
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Jamez wrote:What caues willy ache? :(
Too much self pleasuring. :lol:
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rts wrote:That's odd. Mother's Polish. But we all know how the European's like it there.

And that's Lady to you.
What does that make you? Queen?

Queen Rod I

It's got quite a ring to it.
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Sounds like cancer to me.
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Jamez wrote:What does that make you? Queen?

Queen Rod I

It's got quite a ring to it.
Not quite. You don't really get it, do you.
nodnirG kraM wrote:Probably makes him the same as he was before given that it was his father who received the honour not him. If the Queen was big on giving honours for Stella-based "incidents" then no doubt we would now be bowing down to Lord-On-High Rod of Huddersfield.
Thank you Markipoops. I was going say I have fond memories of those Stella fueled nights. Well, incidents. But I don't.
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