Hang on. Hang on. Let me get this right:A motorist drove for 60 miles at speeds of 135mph after the accelerator on his BMW car jammed and his brakes failed.
Kevin Nicolle, 26, was on the A1 near Thirsk in North Yorkshire when the car started to accelerate. "I was in tears most of the time on the phone to the police - I really could see myself dying," he told the BBC. He had to drive on the hard shoulder to avoid crashing but eventually lost control and hit a roundabout near Blyth, Notts, but escaped unhurt.
Speaking to BBC Five Live about the incident on 5 March Mr Nicolle said: "I was travelling down the motorway and I came to traffic in front of me. "I took my foot off the accelerator because it's automatic - but I wasn't slowing down at all. I hit the brakes. They were braking ok, they were keeping me at about 70mph. So I phoned up the police after I called the AA and they said straight away 'stick your hazard lights on and headlights on - we've got a helicopter en route to you'."
Police patrol cars were also sent but struggled to catch up with the BMW 318. Mr Nicolle said: "Then the brakes started burning out - I could see smoke coming from the brakes." He tried to put the car into neutral but the gears were jammed.
The accelerator jammed,
AND the brakes failed
AND the gearbox wouldn't let him put it into neutral.
For all three of those defects to happen at the same time is, frankly, bollocks.
One has to ask why this chap couldn't simply turn the ignition off and let the car roll to a stop, with the aid of the handbrake.
I presume the ignition key and handbrake were jammed too.