Candle in the Wind,,,,,,,,, (reworked!)

[DVB Cornwall]

"Goodbye England's whale
May you ever grow in our hearts
You swam the wrong way up the Thames
You should have checked the charts

It seems to me you lived your life
without a compass in your fin
I would have liked to meet you
But the Japs, they did you in
You'll be on the menu
Or end up in a tin.

Poor old bottle nose
In the wrong continent
You should have gone back to iceland
Then you'ld have been content"

[Sput]

You know, she doesn't HAVE to give support to all those poor americans, but they LOOK to her for guidance and she's good enough to give it.

That is a HORRIBLE way to talk about Oprah!

[Dr Lobster*]

That is a HORRIBLE way to talk about Oprah!

and indeed, the late princess of whales.

[James H]

"Goodbye England's whale
May you ever grow in our hearts
You swam the wrong way up the Thames
You should have checked the charts

Poor old bottle nose
In the wrong continent
You should have gone back to iceland
Then you'ld have been content

It seems to me you lived your life
without a compass in your
Never knowing where to turn to
When the tide came in
I would have liked to meet you
But the Japs, they did you in
You'll be on the menu
Or end up in a tin.

Goodbye England's whale,
News Twenty-four were up-to-date
With wherever you had gone,
They were never too late

Even when you died,
The bloggers wrote about you,
Some folk wrote stupid songs
And man, I've seen a few

Chorus"

[Nick Harvey]

Come on then, somebody............

Goodbye England's Sven..........