Mine's too small - any suggestions how to make it bigger?

[Sput]

I said you live in Hope! Even if it's not true literally it's true figuratively

[Nick Harvey]

Lovely part of the country.

[Pete]

I said you live in Hope! Even if it's not true literally it's true figuratively

well you live in Pity Me

[Sput]

well you live in Pity Me

I...wha? Am I pitying you or me?

Confused.

[Pete]

well you live in Pity Me

I...wha? Am I pitying you or me?

Confused.

I said you live in Pity Me. Is the smell so bad it's affecting your reading?

[Sput]

I said you live in Pity Me. Is the smell so bad it's affecting your reading?

Nope, but I think it's affecting your ability to write things that make sense.

[Nick Harvey]

Horrible part of the country.

[Jamez]

I've found heaven and hell!

[Nick Harvey]

I've found heaven

Strange person!

He's found heaven in a telephone exchange.

Please see the other thread about it being hell if your broadband connection goes down.

[Corin]

Actually, according to Durham County Council, the name of the village Pity Me, has nothing to do with pity, but is a corruption of the French name.

From
<http://www.durham.gov.UK/DurhamCC/usp.n ... y+Me+Carrs>

It is thought that the settlement name of Pity Me owes its origin to a former lake on the site known as "Petit Mere".

And as you can see from the pictures at the web site, the area is one of outstanding beauty, no matter what others might claim.

Perhaps one should pity those who live not far from Pity Me in No Place though?

[Pete]

Perhaps one should pity those who live not far from Pity Me in No Place though?

yes good old No Place, there's a sign pointing to it as you go into Beamish.

Pity Me's claim to fame is it houses Northumbrian Water's cutsomer service centre.