The Jamez health check thread

[Sput]

Well all, it's been an exciting month in Jamez's life - not least at his doctors' surgery, and now it's YOUR turn to comment on what YOU think the most significant point has been!

On the other hand I'll be using the gas bill statistics method to predict Jamez's next bout of sickness. If you can guess it you win a Ham!

[Jamez]

OH THIS THREAD IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!

[Jamez]

YET ANOTHER FUCKING BASTARDING THREAD STARTED ABOUT ME TO GET THE FORUM TALKING AGAIN.

NOW THAT I'VE BEEN HOUNDED OUT OF MY POSITION AS MODERATOR ON HERE, THIS SITE HAS BEEN QUIET ALL DAY TODAY AND NOW YOU COME ALONG AND START THREADS ABOUT ME TO GET PEOPLE POSTING AGAIN.

THE HIGHLIGHT OF TODAY ON METROPOL: BACONBURGERS! WOW!

I FUCKING HATE YOU SOMETIMES.

[Sput]

Interestingly the gas bill technique DID predict this.

[noelfirl]

Sput, you're BAD and I like you...

/surreal moment

...but I agree with James. This thread really isnt necessary.

Nor particularly funny.

[Jamez]

Interestingly the gas bill technique DID predict this.

You're turning into a spiteful bitch of a botty-whore like Ison.

[Sput]

You're turning into a spiteful bitch of a botty-whore like me.

There. I fixed it for you.

[Gavin Scott]

And it would be nice to think we could talk about something else.

New balls, please.

[iSon]

Interestingly the gas bill technique DID predict this.

You're turning into a spiteful bitch of a botty-whore like Ison.

And we love you too Jamez.